OhhhhhhhhToothpick? C'mon. At least he could've suggested trading the pipe for a long piece of grass or a stick of straw, get the old-time down-home aesthetic.
That's what I was thinking.A toothpick might make for a decent 'poker' to aerate the bowl as you go
maybe penis envy?As I am smoking my pipe my neighbor tells me to try a tooth pick
WELCOME BACK!If he keeps it up with the advice, maybe you could go out and rent/buy a smoke machine.