decorum dictates that I don't even want to see myself in brief's. a very good option is cheapo cotton shorts worn commando. you still pick-up an excellent breeze and have the convenience of pockets.
i love this where was it hidden, its been a while whats the progress old cajun. And as far as your percentage we will be happy to stamp cajun on the ass of every one
My solution to the same problem is to wear a vest or jacket (like those used for fly fishing or army surplus) over the top of a t-shirt and boxers. Vest pockets are easier to get into while seated, versus pants/shorts/skivvies pockets.
A direct answer to your question: yes, you are crazy. Welcome aboard.