Alzheimer's Test

[igloo]

How fast can you guess these words?
1. F_ _K
2. PU_S_
3. S_X
4. P_N_S
5. BOO_S
6. _ _NDOM
Answers:
1. FORK
2. PULSE
3. SIX
4. PA NTS
5. BOOKS
6. RANDOM
You got all 6 wrong... didn't you?
Well, you don't have Alzheimer's, but you are a pervert

 

[crazeybobby]

I guess I am a pervert, or I have something on my mind. :laughat:

 

[excav8tor]

There are three good things about getting Alzheimer's.

1. You meet new friends everyday

2. You can wrap your own presents

3. You meet new friends everyday

 

[collin]

Heck, all you had to do was ask me if I was a pervert,....I'da said yes, you didn't have make me take a test. :mrgreen:

 

[unclearthur]

Can I wrap my own presents?

 

[pstlpkr]

Of course you can Unclearthur... and Welcome to the site we're glad to have you...

Just dive right in.

We'd love to see some pictures and we'll be glad to answer any questions you might have...

::

 

[fred]

If you really have Alzheimer's, then you wouldn't understand the answers,

much less even know what a pervert is, or why people are upset with you

for what you did yesterday. Just remember, Alzheimer's offers the poor

man an affordable opportunity for a new adventure every day...

 

[directshot]

And each time you open that present you wrapped .... you will be surprised about the gift .... each and every time.

:crazy:

 

[collindow]

Hell, Alzheimer's is starting to sound like a pretty good deal!

 

[yoru]

I got books right. . . guess I'm not a boob man ha ha.

 

[unclearthur]

OH Joy!!!!

 

[bubbadreier]

I let the wife answer this and hers were dirty! I guess I married a pervert!

 

[collin]

Quit braggin'!

 

[bubbadreier]

:D

 

[chuckw]

Uhh, what was the question?

 

[unclearthur]

Yeah, but can I wrap my own presents..................... Huh?

 

[hobie1dog]

Since I've got older, I had to re-take this test. Still failed it.

 

[mso489]

Men do think about some things other than sex ... from time to time.

 

[didache]

I suspect most of us are a little more PC these days than 6 years ago? At the risk of being thought a party pooper, I wonder how tasteful this is?
Mike

 

[Chasing Embers]

Smoking isn't PC, but in point of fact, I passed the test. Sex is at the far bottom of my priorities list.