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When I was in college I had a buddy that sat behind me, and everyday in the middle of class he would lean over and say "guess what, it's national _____ day!" He literally had a different holiday every day. One time it was national pizza day and we got a pizza and beer lol.
I will definitely make it a point to smoke on that day. And just for fun I will also observe the international talk like a pirate day on that same day. I will act totally normal about it and when people question my behaviour I will look at them with disdain and say, ehhh it's international talk like a pirate day? Duh? Have you been living under a rock or something...the parade is at 4:00.
I, too, shall smoke, in defiance of those that would seek to stop it.
"... when they used to tell me I would shorten my life ten years by smoking, they little knew the devotee they were wasting their purple word upon -- they little knew how trivial and valueless I would regard a decade that had no smoking in it!" - Mark Twain, letter to Joseph Twitchell, 19Dec1870.
"... when they used to tell me I would shorten my life ten years by smoking, they little knew the devotee they were wasting their purple word upon -- they little knew how trivial and valueless I would regard a decade that had no smoking in it!" - Mark Twain, letter to Joseph Twitchell, 19Dec1870.
Yeah. What is it with the military and smoking cessation? We'll send you out to get cut in half by a machine gun, but for god sakes, don't smoke, it's bad for you. They pushed that crap when I was in, too.
I'm getting an early start, sitting here at 12:30 am smoking some Erinmore flake in a Dog G Omega
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