This is a scary read, Lonesomepiper.
Several of these guys were writing with their tongues firmly in cheek - and maybe even tattooed there.
Here's a relatively safe clean up process.
Lightly scrape away any tobacco build-up and give the airways hell with bourbon/brandy/rum soaked bristled pipe cleaners.
If the pipe has been lightly used start with the soaked cotton ball procedure. If that doesn't kill the ghosting then try the salt treatment.
Step three would be a retort - easy and safe to do when you follow the instructions and finally - when everything else has failed, send it away for an ionization treatment.
Fnord
Several of these guys were writing with their tongues firmly in cheek - and maybe even tattooed there.
Here's a relatively safe clean up process.
Lightly scrape away any tobacco build-up and give the airways hell with bourbon/brandy/rum soaked bristled pipe cleaners.
If the pipe has been lightly used start with the soaked cotton ball procedure. If that doesn't kill the ghosting then try the salt treatment.
Step three would be a retort - easy and safe to do when you follow the instructions and finally - when everything else has failed, send it away for an ionization treatment.
Fnord