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Zzzapipe

Might Stick Around
May 22, 2025
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Here’s the problem—

We’d best only allow devout Christians who actually believe they themselves will go to hell, if they do any evil stuff making up the program.:)

Ah yes the good shepherd.

I’ve watched closely as one of the wealthiest and powerful institutions led us directly into this mess, constantly reminding us to :

“give to Cesar what belongs to Cesar.”

Thanks for all the help against this new form of tyranny we are all capable of understanding and controlling.
 
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sablebrush52

The Bard Of Barlings
Jun 15, 2013
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58,323
Southern Oregon
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as it seems relevant, this post hit my inbox this morning:
The best part of the article is the admission that the change in messaging style isn't a move away from hype, just to a more successful variation of hype.
 
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Dshift

Lifer
Mar 28, 2025
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5,457
Germany
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I have the perfect example of how AI could turn someone into an absolute mindless idiot.
These are screenshots from one of my chats with a real person…
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These are part of a bigger lot, that I was interested in and tried to negotiate a price, but the seller was counting these bowls as full pipes. So I asked if he was cleaning them and had all the missing stems in a bag or something…
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So then I tried to explain how missing the stem devalued a pipe in a major way. This is the answer I got.
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And finally when we’re trying to negotiate a price I offered 500€ for the whole lot. This was his response:
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Briar Lee

Lifer
Sep 4, 2021
6,958
23,516
Humansville Missouri
I’m not really older than the internet but when I was a kid only the dad blasted gubbermint and the evil godless huge multinational corporations had it.:)

In the early ninties we heard about the “information superhighway” and really couldn’t imagine what the World Wide Web was.

Y2K threatened our national existence until —-January 1, 2000 came and went without our cars not starting or much of anything happening bad.

My experiences with artificial intelligence so far have all been very pleasant.

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My wife had an alert set on her phone when the Corpse Flower bloomed and her $250 (now only $200) Garmin 76 took us to the damned end of the line to see it once I said

Hey Garmin!

Missouri Botanical Gardens

It came up and I said

Yes

Our grandchildren, maybe our children, or even us, someday won’t have to actually drive there.

They’ll sit and watch their vehicle drive there.

It will go off and be recharged while they wait.

Each and every doom prophet about advanced technology in my lifetime, has been dead wrong.

We fear artificial intelligence because we can’t grasp all the benefits. The only market for it that will be profitable will be if it helps us live our lives better.

Each year, my parents used to buy a huge Rand McNally road atlas and I did too, until I got my first Garmin Street Pilot nearly 25 years ago.


The market value today of Nvidia, is over twice the annual GDP of Russia or Brazil and equals Germany.

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Sometimes I can almost hear my law school estate administration professor still drill it into our heads in the middle of the worst recession then since the Great Depression—

A whole lot of people, have lost a whole lot of money, betting against the United States of America.

For all our many faults America is still, that same shining city on the hill, as it was then and will always be.

We invented atom bombs using slide rules 80 years ago and sent a dozen men to the moon and got all them back safely home using captured German rocket scientists 60 years ago.

No need to fear better computers, you know?
 
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Briar Lee

Lifer
Sep 4, 2021
6,958
23,516
Humansville Missouri

Why is it nobody claims a GPS is fake?

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It needs satellites in stationary orbit to work.

Millions upon millions of people watched each Apollo mission.

They’d shoot the thing up in full view of huge crowds.

Then we’d watch them parachute land in the ocean.

Where did they go, to fake it?

If we’d questioned if those heroes were actually frauds—-

Lotsa people would have beat our asses.

We, would have been hurt, and hurt bad.:)
 
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Sobrbiker

Lifer
Jan 7, 2023
6,553
89,439
Casa Grande, AZ
Millions upon millions of people watched each Apollo mission.

They’d shoot the thing up in full view of huge crowds.

Then we’d watch them parachute land in the ocean.

Where did they go, to fake it?
I do find it interesting that everyone that has personally laid out to me (very convincingly) that the lunar landings were frauds has been too young to have to watched one progress live from start to finish.

@Dshift, at least the Pete Sports Pot kept its stem, so it could’ve been a win!
 

Dshift

Lifer
Mar 28, 2025
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Germany
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I do find it interesting that everyone that has personally laid out to me (very convincingly) that the lunar landings were frauds has been too young to have to watched one progress live from start to finish.

@Dshift, at least the Pete Sports Pot kept its stem, so it could’ve been a win!
That's the only reason I was so interested in the lot to begin with 🤣🤦🏼‍♂️
 
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sablebrush52

The Bard Of Barlings
Jun 15, 2013
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I do find it interesting that everyone that has personally laid out to me (very convincingly) that the lunar landings were frauds has been too young to have to watched one progress live from start to finish.

@Dshift, at least the Pete Sports Pot kept its stem, so it could’ve been a win!
My family had some involvement with the lunar missions.

My father engineered life support systems for the Apollo missions.

My uncle trained the astronauts on the proper method of gathering and documenting samples taken from the lunar surface, and was very involved in their analysis. I remember visiting his home and marveling at the bits of plexiglass encased lunar rock that NASA had given him on "permanent loan".

People who ardently believe the preposterous idea that it was faked suffer from some form of personality disorder.
 

sablebrush52

The Bard Of Barlings
Jun 15, 2013
22,960
58,323
Southern Oregon
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I am Maria, the goddess of AI. I am out to destroy your pipes!

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This brings back the memory of meeting Fritz Lang when I took a History Of Film class at UCLA. He came to talk about the making of several of his films.

Lang looked every bit the Hun, military erect posture, dueling scar on one cheek, a monocle. He wore a patch over the other eye. Very heavy German accent.

After the screening of Metropolis Lang stood at the lectern for a Q and A. A student took the microphone and launched into a, how shall I put it, very over the top recital about how Lang was the greatest director of all time, an unsurpassed genius, blah, blah, blah.

Lang listened impassively for a moment before raising a beefy hand and signalling the student to stop.

"Dis ist bullshit!!", Lang intoned in his deeply resonant voice.
"Now shut ze fuck up, und sit ze fuck down!"

The crowd broke into applause.

Then Lang continued, "Now, who vants to talk about zeh films?"