AI Is Out To Destroy Your Pipes!

[sablebrush52]

The current AI scam has shown its true colors when asked about using the salt/alcohol cleaning method. This is a screen grab of Google's AI deranged response:



Let this be a warning to those of you who look to AI to do your research and your thinking for you! You might not have had much going on upstairs before AI, but it will reduce you to a slobbering, drooling, proto simian oozing pile! (Yes, I am aware that some of you would consider that an improvement.) You have been warned!

 

[bassbug]

I have long maintained that artificial intelligence is merely the digital version of natural stupidity.

 

[Hillcrest]

Thanks for posting this ... I guess I missed the 'Shaking Vigorously' step ... OOPS ! ( )

 

[Sigmund]

AI draws its information from the internet

So basically it takes data from the worst of us and pretends they are facts.
I guess that is standard operating proceedure in the 21st century.

 

[LeafErikson]

Before AI, I wasn't the best writer or anything, but I could get by. Now, thanks to hard work, dedication, and Chat GPT, I just graduated with a doctorate from Stanford University. I am also mentally retarded.

 

[Searock Fan]

Clearly the AI does not understand what's going on.

 

[RustiePyles CPG]

Well it just proves the old adage, shit in, shit out.

 

[shanez]

Thanks for this. I needed a good laugh today.

 

[warren]

So basically it takes data from the worst of us and pretends they are facts.

No big headline here. People have been doing such since....Well, since there were people.

 

[fishmansf]

Well, seeing that AI only responds based on the data it can scrape from the web, train in a machine learning algorithm, connect the dots from unstructured data structures, and then vomit a response back, the answers its giving is really just bad answers that real people have posted on the internet.

 

[crazyhog]

AI still has many years before it will be perfected, if ever.

 

[telescopes]

Wait... we are suppose to shake... in a container?

 

[The Benedictine]

Wait... we are suppose to shake... in a container?

I believe like a Polaroid picture

 

[fishmansf]

AI still has many years before it will be perfected, if ever.

I am a data scientist by trade and education and specialize in AI and Machine Learning and let me tell you, it will be perfected some day and when it does, it will be terrifying and it is coming far sooner than anyone imagines. The only thing currently limiting it is legislation

 

[telescopes]

I am a data scientist by trade and education and specialize in AI and Machine Learning and let me tell you, it will be perfected some day and when it does, it will be terrifying and it is coming far sooner than anyone imagines. The only thing currently limiting it is legislation

It's already terrifying. Most folks just aren't aware of how their lives are being directly impacted by AI and still assume that they have autonomy over their own decision making. Too many decisions in the banking world and other sectors where decisions are made to impact people are happening via AI.

 

[fishmansf]

It's already terrifying. Most folks just aren't aware of how their lives are being directly impacted by AI and still assume that they have autonomy over their own decision making. Too many decisions in the banking world and other sectors where decisions are made to impact people are happening via AI.

Indeed. To me, what is scary is that the limitation is completely being stalled by legislation. Legislation is the metaphorical "Hoover Dam" that, if blown, will destroy everything. As soon as we get a group of greedy lawmakers together who have high level CEO's like Altman in their pockets, its over for us. AI will be able to sort through our comments on social media, emails, messages, anything of ours that is stored in a database and use that to train its model essentially making it limitless. Really scary stuff so make sure you keep an eye out on lawmakers views on AI when voting

 

[Servant King]

Before AI, I wasn't the best writer or anything, but I could get by. Now, thanks to hard work, dedication, and Chat GPT, I just graduated with a doctorate from Stanford University. I am also mentally retarded.

But you're smart enough to put the mental retardation part at the end, just to let us down after we've read the other stuff.

 

[Sobrbiker]

Perfectly acceptable practice for cleaning meth/crack pipes….

 

[The Benedictine]

Perfectly acceptable practice for cleaning meth/crack pipes….

 

[buroak]

I am a data scientist by trade and education and specialize in AI and Machine Learning and let me tell you, it will be perfected some day and when it does, it will be terrifying and it is coming far sooner than anyone imagines. The only thing currently limiting it is legislation

So, we should expect Ultron rather than Jasper? Shit.

Thus far AI has only been my tormentor via student overuse or misuse.