A Safe way to Start

[timt]

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But, the fact remains no matter what your choice of nicotine delivery system is, it is not efficacious in the least.

Well, it is for me, otherwise I wouldn’t be doing it.

 

[Pipeoff]

Sounds like a one post lurk ! Or maybe a J would fit better.

 

[ADKPiper]

What's the worst that could happen?
Screw it. Light up.
And BTW worry kills more people than smoking. Screw it.

 

[Sinzalot]

Perhaps this is the only move for you. Happy tobacco / Nicotine free smokes

 

[vosBghos]

Buy a 3000 $ briar pipe and fill it with nuts or dates, of course, that are organic and do not harm the sensibilities of people like Justin Trudeau, or Greta Thunberg.

HOW DARE YOU

 

[bullet08]

HOW DARE YOU

Sarcasm. LOL.

 

[tobakenist]

The best thing the OP should do is get a E Pipe, you can get zero Nicotine E juice, I used one when I had to pack my pipe up for my ailing Wife and I vaped at 36mg nicotine with ejuice flavoured like a good pipe tobacco, it was god awful but it did me for 5 years.

 

[FLDRD]

Maybe this look will work?

 

[kcghost]

My motto when presented with strife in your life is smoke your pipe and ignore people would are causing strife in your life.

 

[bullet08]

They do say some women do like men who smoke pipe. And maybe, it's that cool factor you are looking for. Some women might, and some might not. But truth is, it's really hard to have sex with pipe in your mouth. With ashes and embers falling all over her head, she'll look like a Mexican hairless dog in no time. I suggest portable hookah that you can put in a backpack. At least you can pretend like taking a SCUBA dive, or spacewalk. You can ask her to call you "Major Tom".

 

[Lumbridge]

There's a word for that. It starts with p- and ends in -oser.
Poisons, toxins, carcinogens, microplastics, and god knows what else are all around us. They are in the air we breathe, the food we eat, the water we drink, the products sold to put on or into our bodies... everywhere and in everything. All that and you're that worried about a little occasional pipe tobacco smoke? Looks like the anti-smoking fear campaigns are working as intended.
None of us are making it out (of life) alive. Something's gonna get each and every one of us some day. Enjoy your life - you only get the one.

 

[trouttimes]

There's a word for that. It starts with p- and ends in -oser.
Poisons, toxins, carcinogens, microplastics, and god knows what else are all around us. They are in the air we breathe, the food we eat, the water we drink, the products sold to put on or into our bodies... everywhere and in everything. All that and you're that worried about a little occasional pipe tobacco smoke? Looks like the anti-smoking fear campaigns are working as intended.
None of us are making it out (of life) alive. Something's gonna get each and every one of us some day. Enjoy your life - you only get the one.

I plan on being reincarnated as a rich dude with a yacht, sports cars and many nubile young women. Oh, I also want a large collection of antique pipes and tobacco.

 

[justscience]

I publicly ate salads to appeal to vegan women. But I couldn't stand them once I got their attention. Better idea: get a dog. Best advice: be yourself.

 

[didimauw]

I'm just going to......

 

[admin]

Soooo ..... ummm ... Banned.

But I am LMFAO at some of these responses. Thanks for the laughs guys!