Maybe just settle for one of these
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Back when Emmylou Harris and Linda Ronstadt were my heart’s desire, the desk at the UMKC Student Union had a card of The Pipe and there were many advantages of the modern, space age, phenolic pipe, or so the literature said.
There were a rainbow of colors and shapes to chose from, and the price was $7.98. Considering my work study job paid $2.25 an hour, it came to about four hours pay.
Mine was blue. They can form a cake, I do not recommend one.
Emmylou and Linda, alas found somebody besides me.