A Rumination on the Attempted Coloring of a Meerschaum

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warren

Lifer
Sep 13, 2013
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Foothills of the Chugach Range, AK
It does work, as you can see.
Waxing merely leaves a yellowish stain on the surface of the meer. Exterior waxing does nothing other than leave a coat of wax. VanCleef's pipe was, most likely, a prop, no telling how it was colored for that particular film. Also, there is no need to wear cotton gloves or use a cloth to hold a warm meer. Just wash your hands well before smoking or, hold the pipe by the stem. There is nothing particularly arcane about coloring meerschaum pipes. Just smoke the hell out of it!

There are machines around, mostly archaic, which will "smoke" the pipe for you if your can't handle multiple bowls daily.

And, if you are too impatient to color a meer naturally ... by a used pipe which is already saturated.
 

Ahi Ka

Lurker
Feb 25, 2020
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Aotearoa (New Zealand)

OzPiper

Lifer
Nov 30, 2020
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Sydney, Australia
Those Van Cleefs are pre-stained with fumed rims.
I seriously doubt you'd achieve a similar patina just smoking your pipe X000 times. ?
Just enjoy smoking your pipe and don't worry what it looks like.
If you're into superficial appearances, just buy pre-coloured/stained ones like I do ?
 

Briar Lee

Lifer
Sep 4, 2021
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15,663
Humansville Missouri
Maybe just settle for one of these @Briar Lee

Back when Emmylou Harris and Linda Ronstadt were my heart’s desire, the desk at the UMKC Student Union had a card of The Pipe and there were many advantages of the modern, space age, phenolic pipe, or so the literature said.

There were a rainbow of colors and shapes to chose from, and the price was $7.98. Considering my work study job paid $2.25 an hour, it came to about four hours pay.

Mine was blue. They can form a cake, I do not recommend one.

Emmylou and Linda, alas found somebody besides me.

 
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