A Profound Disturbance in The Force

[peckinpahhombre]

I recently felt a dark tremor in The Force which caused me to worry that the Evil Emperor may have returned from his Floridian exile to cause mayhem for my fellow brothers of the leaf. Has anyone felt the same disturbance? Dark days (and endless streams of languid prose) may be ahead for us all.

 

[agnosticpipe]

I too felt a disturbance in the force. Then I pooped and the disturbance was much less of a problem. :nana:

 

[huntertrw]

Yes, Harris is back. Upon his return I believe that he was quoted as saying, "We meet again, at last. The circle is now complete. When I left you, I was but the learner; now I am the master."

 

[huntertrw]

"Then I pooped and the disturbance was much less of a problem..."
So, you eliminated the problem, did you?

 

[sablebrush52]

The Dark side of the force has awakened and the gauntlet has been thrown. I'm donning my hazmat suit in preparation for the sheer amount of shit about to be catapulted.

 

[huntertrw]

 

[huntertrw]

Prior to the Evil Emperor's reappearance I heard rumors that his servants (pictured below) were roaming the Forums and asking everyone they met in hissing, threatening tones, "Where is Peck? Where is Peck?"

 

[Chasing Embers]

Disturbance hell, with the reappearance of both peck and Harris, we could be on the verge of a four-fold cross rip!

 

[georged]

Harris needs one of these:
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[woodsroad]

If I knew what a four-fold cross rip was, I'd probably agree with you.

 

[huntertrw]

"If I knew what a four-fold cross rip was, I'd probably agree with you."
I believe that is a reference to an arcane method of preparing flake tobacco for the pipe.

 

[woodsroad]

I though that it was something that happened to the average sized family after cabbage and chili.

 

[huntertrw]

"I though that it was something that happened to the average sized family after cabbage and chili."
Given Orley's post above, you may be onto something there!

 

[warren]

Let the games begin!

 

[saltedplug]

Between:

"If I knew what a four-fold cross rip was, I'd probably agree with you."
I believe that is a reference to an arcane method of preparing flake tobacco for the pipe.

and:

"I though that it was something that happened to the average sized family after cabbage and chili."

I stand ready either for pipe-packing invention or startling emergent ofalescent effluvia!

 

[woodsroad]

Never light a match during a four-fold cross rip.

 

[mayfair70]

Never light a match during a four-fold cross rip

Duly noted. I thought it was a Ghostbusters reference.
I'm staying tuned for another turgid episode of "Peck and Harris: The Wonder Years" not to be confused with the Broadway play, "Peck and Harris: Together Again"

 

[wyfbane]

Peck and Harris, Home for the Holidays.
:rofl:

 

[brian64]

It appears the Sinister Six are regrouping.

 

[cosmicfolklore]

There both here...