Pipe day is every day. Start with morning coffee, continue during the afternoon and early evening and always just before hitting the sack. Five bowls each day keeps my mind contemplative and crisp, my jaw muscles pit bull strong, my body comfortable and my moods happy. Throw a bud or Johnnie into the mix and the pleasure meter gets ass kicked up to a higher level. I'm a clencher. Once the pipe is inserted between teeth nothing interrupts my activity. I can carry on a full conversation at the same time. Several people have said I must be a ventriloquist. I'm waiting for someone to ask "Where's the dummy?" because I have my answer well prepared.