A pipe in a hot bath

[Home Brewing Piper]

At 6'5" tall, baths and me don't really work well. I have been known to enjoy a shower beer from time to time. Cans only of course.

 

[SSGT.]

Does a pipe in the hot tub, with the wife and a PBR count? If so, yes, I find it to be a wonderful experience.

 

[dd57chevy]

I'm pretty sure we have a member who regularly does :


Hat tip @woodsroad

 

[popeofpiping]

Damn…

 

[BingBong]

Don't know about a pipe, the bowl needs to be safe and dry. How about a bath with a hooker (sp?)?

 

[smudgersmissingleg]

Not a bath, no. I do occasionally smoke a pipe in the shower, though.

 

[mingc]

Too wet for the vulcanite.

 

[PipeWI]

Cigar and bath, definitely!

 

[warren]

I bathe when the ice goes out on the creek in late spring and just before it refreezes in late fall. Two bowls a year? I hardly think so!

 

[mingc]

I bathe when the ice goes out on the creek in late spring and just before it refreezes in late fall. Two bowls a year? I hardly think so!

Give the mosquitos a chance to feed on you eh?

 

[Servant King]

Certainly adds a whole new dimension to the phrase, "Requires a slightly more than average number of relights."

 

[gkunkel]

Certainly adds a whole new dimension to the phrase, "Requires a slightly more than average number of relights."

Typically one for me

 

[K.E. Powell]

I admit it, if I had a proper tub, then I'd totally try this. I'd even get one of those bougie planks were you can rest your wine glass, candles, etc. The works.

 

[HawkeyeLinus]

Last time I was in a bathtub and not standing up was over 30 years ago and the result of a pretty bad sunburn - my girlfriend at the time figured a cool soak and TLC would be just the ticket. Hot tub? Nope - sitting around in water doesn't appeal to me, especially as a group activity -- if I want to see your wife all wet I'll grab a hose.

Last time I was in a tub with bubbles was . . . . never.

 

[gkunkel]

I cannot figure out your orientation with respect to the trajectory of gravity in this photo. If you're mostly horizontal, that makes the most sense of the bubbles (but not of the pipe); whereas, if you're mostly vertical, that makes the most sense of the pipe (but not of the bubbles).

Also -- and I'm not certain of the way in which we are to quantify bubbles -- but, your bubbles take up a surprising amoung of real estate. I don't know how you'd do that.

I cannot recall the last time that I took a bath, but my masculinity has been getting out of hand lately, so perhaps to take the unruly edges off of it I will take one at your recommendation (wearing a green mankini, perhaps), whilst smoking a pipe. I'll just order a rain cap, first, to keep the bubbles out.

The orientation is vertical. I enjoy a pipe in the bath each morning. Masculinity intact. Hey I’ve got the pipe!

 

[crashthegrey]

Holy bubbles, Batman!

I don't really like baths. Do you think this would work in the shower?

Flip it upside down, grab a shower beer, and do it to it.

 

[mortonbriar]

Is it one of those bubble pipes?

 

[LouisPiper]

Kiddie pools are too shallow. Need one a full 2 feet deep. I'm thinking a livestock water tank.

Edit... Yep, a Tartar Ultra Oval 125. 60Lx24Wx24H .... add a boat bilge pump to swirl the water and small immersion heater and you got a redneck hot tub.

Ok, I did the research... you guys make it happen. Pics on this thread.

Proper redneck hot tub uses a length of copper coil, preferably acquired through dubious means. Set up on a BBQ to heat the water.

 

[Brad H]

A wise man once told me the best way to drink bourbon is any damn well you please.

So I assume the principle would apply to smoking a pipe.

 

[BooksBassBriars]

Not my preference, but to each his own.