A New Wrinkle

[woodsroad]

So in addition to the their mission to keep children from smoking Bengal Slices in an artisan pipe, the FDA has announced a new War on Wrinkles:

read all about it here.

 

[jmill208]

So, how much do I have to smoke to just look ‘distinguished’?

 

[brian64]

All my wrinkles were caused by trying to cope with government bureaucracy.

 

[didimauw]

OMG ....NOT WRINKLES!!!! Now I'm definitely quitting smoking... ::

 

[warren]

Squinting will cause wrinkles. Smiling causes wrinkles. Reading that caused me to squint and the smile at the inanity of it all.
I had to read it on the USA Today site though. The link took me to a broken site.

 

[woodsroad]

Link works for me. Maybe you were squinting.

 

[jpmcwjr]

I got a 404 on that link. But even going to a legit page on the FDA site, THIS one. hitting the first link of their site gives a "Not found" notice.
And the second link is mildly interesting:

SUMMARY:

The Food and Drug Administration (FDA), Center for Tobacco Products (CTP), is announcing an invitation for participation in its voluntary Flavor Developer and Manufacturer Site Tours Program. This program is intended to give CTP staff an opportunity to visit companies that develop and/or manufacture flavors (including flavor mixtures) that are sold to tobacco product manufacturers in order to gain a better understanding of the development, testing, and production of flavors and flavor mixtures used in the manufacturing of tobacco products. The site tours in this program are not intended as regulatory inspections. The purpose of this notice is to invite parties interested in participating in the Flavor Developer and Manufacturer Site Tours Program to submit requests to CTP.
DATES:

Submit either an electronic or written request for participation in this program by November 20, 2017. See section IV of this document for information on requests for participation.

So, if you're into toppings, here's your chance! [My bolding] I wonder who's gonna volunteer?

 

[Chasing Embers]

All of mine were caused by my kids.

 

[weezell]

I've found that getting fatter smooths them out... :|

 

[nevadablue]

I don't have any wrinkles.

 

[woodsroad]

I sold all my wrinkles on eBay to hipsters who want to look authentic.

 

[mayfair70]

:rofl: :clap:
When my wrinkles get bigger, I can keep FVF in em'.

 

[cortezattic]

I started smoking because I thought it would make me look older.

 

[tbradsim1]

C Gars did that to that lovely lady, not pipes. :rofl:

 

[anthonyrosenthal74]

8O My eyes!!! My eyes!!! They burn!!!!!

 

[aldecaker]

Can you imagine what she'll look like in her forties?

 

[didimauw]

Hahaha!

 

[mayfair70]

My eyes!!! They burn!!!!!

Jeez. Her wrinkles have wrinkles...Bless her heart.

 

[Chasing Embers]

I've found that getting fatter smooths them out...

I have a hyperactive thyroid, no luck with that.

 

[jvnshr]

The link took me to a broken site.

I checked, it works.

I sold all my wrinkles on eBay to hipsters who want to look authentic.

:rofl: