Based on our pipe club meetings I'd say a slobbering mess; but since we seem to be looking for alliterative animal references I offer a Cavendish Convocation (a group of eagles).
+1 Hunter.
Checkout the guy on the far right of the picture. "My eyes are on fire."
Please tell me this is one of our forum members. It looks like Kevin is in the midst of negotiating a deal on a suitcase full of Dunhill's.