A Message... From the future:!:

[majikveggie]

" Never * ask * a woman * for directions "
:!: Serious *important* :!:

 

[marmal4de]

I typically ask Siri for directions, she's usually quite accurate.

 

[hobie1dog]

Not even on where she wants you to put things? 8O :rofl:

 

[maineyachtie]

ummmmmmmm...I'm just gonna back away slowly from this thread. *tip toe, tip toe*

 

[winton]

I am having fun driving my wife recently, since she is on strong meds.
She: Turn here.

Me: Thats a cornfield. How about we drive up to the light and then turn?

She: OK.
Winton

 

[radio807]

" Never * ask * a woman * for directions "

It doesn't matter, you'll get directions anyway. Directions on how to dress, how to organize your stuff, what to do next, etc. etc.

 

[jameral]

It doesn't matter, you'll get directions anyway. Directions on how to dress, how to organize your stuff, what to do next, etc. etc.

Yeah, I love it when my wife tells me to do something 2 seconds before I was about to do it anyways. :crazy:

 

[cyndi]

Hey, that's a female's job! We've been taught since birth to anticipate the needs of our man and keep everything on track. We're also preempting the size of the mess we're going to have to clean up...

 

[pipedisciple]

Makes sense to me Cyndi, my wife has no sense of direction but does help me drive, "Slow down", "Watch that car", etc. It's an adventure everytime we go somewhere. ::

 

[cyndi]

Yeah, I have no sense of direction either, but in the passenger seat I'm able to observe a lot more than Shaun is. Like "hey, there's a new antique store!"

 

[tokerpipes]

Directions are given by women (whether they are needed or not, and in everyday things not just driving) because men can't ask for them or read them, but in return I dont think women come with directions either so go figure that?

 

[marmal4de]

" Never * ask * a woman * for directions "

I feel like a really funny story lies just behind this warning. Share?

 

[cyndi]

Women do come with directions, but we're taught from an early age that we should not worry a man with those and speaking plainly about them is paramount to rules #1 and #2 of Fight Club. Unfortunately, this creates frustration in a man because our brains our thinking "shut up - he doesn't want to hear it and you don't need to explain" when a simple sentence would make life smooth.
This is why romantic comedies can all be solved in the first 5 minutes with the main characters just talking to EACH OTHER and telling the truth.

 

[tokerpipes]

But wouldn't that take all the fun out of the romantic comedy?
How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie role center of the lolli-pop. The world may never know.

 

[baronsamedi]

What's a romantic comedy? Is that like Hamlet where everyone dies?

 

[tokerpipes]

I was thinking a romantic comedy was like Alien.

 

[baronsamedi]

I guess a face full of alien wing-wang could be kind of romantic.

 

[htmn246]

Any man who says he understands women is a lier or dead.

 

[lordnoble]

Isn't there some internet law that says once you quote or refer to the first 2 rules of Fight Club that the thread will be closed and deleted in the next 24 hours?
-Jason

 

[pstlpkr]

:worship:

What's a romantic comedy? Is that like Hamlet where everyone dies?