A pipe smoking friend came over this afternoon and while we were up in the smoking room having a pipe his cell phone rang. He reached for his glasses and realized he had left them in his car. He handed me his phone and asked me if I would read the message. This is what I pretended to read.
"Hey Sweetcheeks, my 3 o'clock had to cancel, so if you have time and can ditch your wife, slip on over for a quickie. This afternoon it's half price."
"What? Who?" He was a little slow on the uptake.