A Job...

[Mr.Mike]

I am Roland the gunslinger, eternally questing for the dark tower.

 

[coming to_falling too]

I am Roland the gunslinger, eternally questing for the dark tower.

That movie was disappointing! The series is pretty good though.

 

[Gecko]

I'm an illustrious Victorian soldier experiencing many 19th-century wars and adventures, rising to high rank in the British Army, acclaimed as a great soldier, while remaining a scoundrel, a liar, a cheat, a thief, a coward—and, oh yes, a toady.

 

[Mr.Mike]

That movie was disappointing! The series is pretty good though.

The movie was so bad. They didn't even get the basic idea right. The series was amazing though

 

[bnichols23]

WWII sub skipper.

 

[jguss]

I'm an illustrious Victorian soldier experiencing many 19th-century wars and adventures, rising to high rank in the British Army, acclaimed as a great soldier, while remaining a scoundrel, a liar, a cheat, a thief, a coward—and, oh yes, a toady.

The immortal Harry Flashman!

 

[trubka2]

Hot dog salesman

Ignatius Reilly? Wasn't he also a clerk?

 

[trubka2]

I am a shortsighted spiritual seeker and would-be assassin of Bonaparte.

 

[mawnansmiff]

Murderer of innocent young ladies in 1930's England for their money.

A true story about the real life Sherlock Holmes, a London chap, Sir Bernard Spilsby and how he captured the 'Brides In The Bath Murderer' Henry Williams.

I'd much rather be Sir Bernard Spilsbury himself by the way.

Regards,

Jay.?

 

[Jaylotw]

I’m a deckhand on a doomed boat on Lake Superior...

 

[Tommy Boy]

Peter or Andrew ex fishermen turned into fishers of men.

 

[anotherbob]

A scanner Darkly. So that's no good. I don't want to be addicted to substance D

 

[mikethompson]

I, along with my sisters, are in charge of planning a surprise party for Barbie.

 

[Chasing Embers]

Giving up sleep before work to read a little.

So I work at the Ministry of Truth, where I rewrite historical records to conform to the state's ever-changing version of history.

 

[scloyd]

I'm a pipe smoking French detective.

 

[workman]

I'm a philosophically inclined, not-so-able seaman whose job is either to help fill up the ship with whale oil or to help the mad captain kill a certain whale, against which he has a grudge. I'm not really sure.

 

[Gecko]

Done some reading for the kids... so now I find myself being a cabin boy on the ship Hispaniola. I'm on a treasure hunt but I have a bad feeling about some of the ships crew and our peg-legged cook.

 

[ssjones]

Finished: the only survivor of an outbreak created by alien technology, now part of the strike team for the decades later return of the contagion.

Current: Owner of a small bookstore in Acapulco, now on the run from the cartel with my 8 year old son.

 

[winton]

I am the head of the Night Watch of Ankh-Morpork. Am I in the gutter again?

 

[kcghost]

I am a wizard working as a police consultant in Chicago.