A Festivus For The Rest Of Us

[spearheadbill]

I’m gonna need a tracking #. It’s getting real cold waiting here outside.

 

[troutface]

I'm beginning to think the free stuff is a hoax. I don't think that Funkenhouser dude understands the level of grievance coming his way next year.

 

[brian64]

I’m gonna need a tracking #. It’s getting real cold waiting here outside.

So sorry you're experiencing difficulty...customer satisfaction is our #1 priority!

Your tracking number:

38648492746519637543789

 

[Bassman65]

That’s

This is a christmas thread for those who choose not to join the dangerous cult, but still have jokes or memes to offer to the world.

DON'T LET 'EM KEEP US DOWN!

I'll start...

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Got this for my Mom's gift that I'll be bringing to our christmas party.

I plan to deliver this dead pan style and let things develop naturally.

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That’s freakin’ awesome! Who needs a bidet?

 

[spearheadbill]

So sorry you're experiencing difficulty...customer satisfaction is our #1 priority!

Your tracking number:

38648492746519637543789

Thank you it’s more than I ever expected

 

[Richmond B. Funkenhouser]

I'll post the tracking numbers here as soon as I get a chance... I'm out doing some last minute Festivus shopping.

 

[brian64]

For anyone holding for more than 10 years, it’s about frickin time!

Currently $68.91...may very well break 70 before Monday's over...or at least sometime this week.

 

[spearheadbill]

diamond hands

 

[brian64]

Only 88 more pages to catch up to that Canadian thread!

 

[timt]

Currently $68.91...may very well break 70 before Monday's over...or at least sometime this week.

Popcorn on standby. I'm happy with this:

Shop Poppers – Whirley Pop Shop • Popcorn Popper

whirleypopshop.com

 

[timt]

2025 American Eagle 1 oz Silver Monster Box 500 Coins, BU​

Only $38K. Get yours while supplies last!

 

[Richmond B. Funkenhouser]

The talk radio shows have been trying to convince me to buy silver, dick pills, and good pillows for 20 years... It was all bullshit until it wasn't.

 

[timt]

As cool as this is I haven't purchased silver in 15 years and I was down on it for a lot of that time. So, I'd have a very hard time buying here....but what the heck do I know.

 

[brian64]

The talk radio shows have been trying to convince me to buy silver, dick pills, and good pillows for 20 years... It was all bullshit until it wasn't.

Just follow the crowd...buy high sell low!!!

As for the dick pills, they show up here on the forum from time to time, but you gotta be ready, they go fast!

And remember, nicotine causes ED...as well as every other disease known to man...better quit that nasty habit!!!

 

[Richmond B. Funkenhouser]

 

[timt]

A little violent but in an upbeat cheerful sorta way. I liked it. Keep em coming.

 

[Richmond B. Funkenhouser]

 

[brian64]

That's the Festivus spirit!

Blooper version:

 

[timt]

 

[timt]