A Festivus For The Rest Of Us

[brian64]

It’s a Festivus miracle!

I can't take full credit. The process was speeded up and made more efficient by the pre-printed labels Funkenhouser sent me. He said he made them with the label maker pictured above, which was "re-gifted" (not sure what he meant by that) to him by Servant King.

So a big thank you to those guys!

I reiterate...I had NOTHING to do with the address labels...those two deserve full credit for that!

 

[Servant King]

which was "re-gifted" (not sure what he meant by that) to him by Servant King.

 

[Richmond B. Funkenhouser]

Thank you @brian64 and @Servant King for putting this together.

UPDATE:

Now I'm just waiting on the packages of free stuff to come from Brain so I can send them out. I'm not sure why we're doing it this way... seems like he could have just sent the free stuff out himself.

Either way, at least these people will be receiving their free stuff by Festivus.

Son Beaches!

P.S - By the time the Free Stuff makes its way across the country several times, it'll almost have as many miles on it as the free stuff my ex-wife used to give away.

 

[Richmond B. Funkenhouser]

 

[brian64]

Now I'm just waiting on the packages of free stuff to come from Brain so I can send them out.

I remain perplexed as to Brain's involvement in all of this, but I can only assume he is somewhere in the complex distribution scheme you have arranged. I do still hope Pinky is helping as well!

 

[spearheadbill]

I’ll post the video from my RING device upon delivery. I’m not sure if I should leave out cookies or cheese puffs

 

[brian64]

I'm not sure why we're doing it this way... seems like he could have just sent the free stuff out himself.

Oh I never get involved in manual labor...I'm more of an idea man.

I do appreciate the driver and his friend you sent along with the truck who packed everything, placed the labels and loaded all the boxes (boy were they characters).

I asked why they had such a large truck and they just mumbled something about needing room for a load of bottles they were hauling...don't know what that was about.

 

[Richmond B. Funkenhouser]

Oh I never get involved in manual labor...I'm more of an idea man.

I do appreciate the driver and his friend you sent along with the truck who packed everything, placed the labels and loaded all the boxes (boy were they characters).

I asked why they had such a large truck and they just mumbled something about needing room for a load of bottles they were hauling...don't know what that was about.

Recycling bottles in other states can be a very lucrative business.

 

[spearheadbill]

 

[brian64]

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[renfield]

I’ve heard that people are getting a dozen H and H bagels, a set of silk sheets, a length of aluminum tubing or a contribution to The Human Fund in their name. Sweet.

 

[Richmond B. Funkenhouser]

 

[Brendan]

I’ve heard that people are getting a dozen H and H bagels, a set of silk sheets, a length of aluminum tubing or a contribution to The Human Fund in their name. Sweet.

Non-believers get vegetable lasagna.

 

[Servant King]

Non-believers get vegetable lasagna.