A Festivus For The Rest Of Us

[Brendan]

 

[Brendan]

Yeah fuck it, I'll send stuff down there.

"If you can't send Aluminum poles, send tobacco".

 

[Richmond B. Funkenhouser]

Last night I received an outpouring of support for Brian's offer to give free stuff.

I got countless PMs about how our thread was better than the other one... apparently people don't like the red tape and long application process required to participate in that one.

So, In order to meet the needs of the public... moving forward all that is required for you guys to get free stuff from Brian is to reply to this thread with "I'm in." It's as simple as that.

Happy Festivus Sum Bitches!

 

[brian64]

Last night I received an outpouring of support for Brian's offer to give free stuff.

I got countless PMs about how our thread was better than the other one... apparently people don't like the red tape and long application process required to participate in that one.

So, In order to meet the needs of the public... moving forward all that is required for you guys to get free stuff from Brian is to reply to this thread with "I'm in." It's as simple as that.

Happy Festivus Sum Bitches!

This is a great way to plant the seeds for the airing of grievances next year!

 

[Servant King]

all that is required for you guys to get free stuff from Brian is to reply to this thread with "I'm in."

 

[brian64]

I'm always ready to hand out free advice...often without even being asked.

 

[ThermionicScott]

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Is that @telescopes with Frank Costanza?

 

[Richmond B. Funkenhouser]

***Disclaimer: The final decison about who is allowed to participate is held by the administrators of Free Stuff Festius 2025.***

AN UPDATE:

We now have 432 people signed up and eagerly waiting for their free stuff to arrive!

Sun Bitches to everyone!!!!

 

[brian64]

The Secret Santa thread better watch out...we're almost at 3 pages!

 

[sablebrush52]

This is a Seinfeld related thread? I didn't watch it as it seemed to be a show about nothing.

 

[tartanphantom]

This is a Seinfeld related thread? I didn't watch it as it seemed to be a show about nothing.

Spot-on, my good man.

 

[brian64]

This is a Seinfeld related thread? I didn't watch it as it seemed to be a show about nothing.

And in tribute, we're creating a thread about nothing.

I know we make it look easy, but it's actually quite a challenge.

 

[timt]

These threads are a little unsettling for some, even scary I might say. Everyone still good?

 

[Richmond B. Funkenhouser]

Tim sure isn't going to be getting free stuff... not with an attitude like that.

 

[timt]

Just sayin', a little hand holding couldn't hurt. Free-style threads almost went extinct and I'm not sure about this. You sure this is ok? Possibly a set-up? Did someone put you up to this?

 

[AcesAndEights]

And in tribute, we're creating a thread about nothing.

I know we make it look easy, but it's actually quite a challenge.

This isn’t a thread about nothing. It’s about something. I just know it. I’d go so far as to say it’s one of the threads of all time

 

[Richmond B. Funkenhouser]

 

[brian64]

This isn’t a thread about nothing. It’s about something. I just know it. I’d go so far as to say it’s one of the threads of all time

No, no...it's about NOTHING!

I for one will not compromise my artistic integrity.

 

[brian64]

Just sayin', a little hand holding couldn't hurt. Free-style threads almost went extinct and I'm not sure about this. You sure this is ok? Possibly a set-up? Did someone put you up to this?

You did make your first post in a few years just the other day, and mentioned something about being holed up in the forum break room all this time. I'm thinking maybe this is somehow related.

 

[Richmond B. Funkenhouser]