A Festivus For The Rest Of Us

[Richmond B. Funkenhouser]

This is a christmas thread for those who choose not to join the dangerous cult, but still have jokes or memes to offer to the world.

DON'T LET 'EM KEEP US DOWN!

I'll start...

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Got this for my Mom's gift that I'll be bringing to our christmas party.

I plan to deliver this dead pan style and let things develop naturally.

 

[brian64]

How will we do feats of strength remotely?

 

[Richmond B. Funkenhouser]

How will we do feats of strength remotely?

It might work itself out after we do the airing of grievances.

 

[brian64]

It might work itself out after we do the airing of grievances.

I've got a lot of problems with you people.

 

[Servant King]

Already made my donation to The Human Fund.

 

[ThermionicScott]

How will we do feats of strength remotely?

TikTok reels.

 

[krizzose]

I’m fascinated by your belief system

 

[Buzz Saw]

This is scratching me right where I itch.

 

[renfield]

That must’ve been some doll.

 

[sardonicus87]

 

[username]

 

[Servant King]

Two weeks away!! Time to get that aluminum pole out of the attic. Or whatever large, cavernous location you store it in...

 

[Richmond B. Funkenhouser]

 

[brian64]

I think everyone who makes the effort (and sacrifice) to be a part of this thread should receive a complimentary Festivus Kit!

Surely there's one of you with deep pockets who is willing to donate the necessary funds.

Please PM Funkenhouser.

Amazon.com

 

[Richmond B. Funkenhouser]

I'll send them out.

Anyone who wants free stuff, just send me your addresses.

 

[Brendan]

This a CONUS only deal or are you offering complimentary International shipping?

 

[AcesAndEights]

I want free stuff. Just not THAT free stuff.

 

[AcesAndEights]

 

[Richmond B. Funkenhouser]

This a CONUS only deal or are you offering complimentary International shipping?

Yeah fuck it, I'll send stuff down there.

 

[brian64]

Yeah fuck it, I'll send stuff down there.

I'll tell ya what...the Festivus spirit has me feeling generous...I'll cover the cost of a kit for any of these knuckleheads who post a legit Festivus Feats of Strength video.