A Curious News Story of a Sea Monster From 1752.

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Briar Lee

Lifer
Sep 4, 2021
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Flicking through a 1752 bound edition of 'The Universal Magazine of Knowledge and Pleasure' (a monthly journal published in London) I've come across a few interesting tales (all apparently true) but this one I just read stood out above the rest. It goes thus.

January 25.

We have received the following relation from Trapani [Sicily], dated 18th of last month.

A fisherman being out in a little vessel near that port, unfortunately fell overboard, and was instantly snapt up by a monster resembling a large sea-dog, in sight of several other fishermen, who then made to shore with all speed, lest the monster should take a fancy to make a dinner of them next: but as soon as they had recovered from this panick, they considered the damage the monster might do to their fishery, and being likewise desirous to revenge the death of their comrade, they got divers iron instruments made, to which they fixed large steel hooks, and then went out in their boats in quest of the monster which had appeared several times before near that shore.

Having found him on the 6th of November, they baited their hooks with pieces of horse flesh; but this device did not succeed; the monster kept aloof as if it has suspected their design; wherefore they threw out a noose with a bait suspended in the middle of it, two or three men holding each end of the cord. This stratagem succeeded; the monster leapt at the bait so vigorously, that its whole head got thro' the noose, and the fishermen instantly pulling the rope, dragged it to shore.

It was twenty palms in length, and its mouth excessively large, with three rows of teeth in the upper jaw,; and the tail was six palms in length; the belly was not proportionate to the rest of the body, being only fourteen palms in circumference. It was a female, and weighed upwards of 4000lb. The next day the fishermen cut it up, and found in it a great quantity of fish, one half of a man's skull with the hair on, as also the two legs and part of the backbone and the ribs which they judged to be those of their unfortunate comrade that was devoured a few days earlier. They afterwards burned this monster lest it should infect the air. It appears from Pliny and other authors, that sea-monsters of this kind were known to the ancients by the name of Canis Catcharias.


So folks, what was this sea-monster with 3 rows of teeth? According to the OED it is "the common or harbour seal, Calocephalus vitulinus; ‘also (in California), one of the eared seals, Zalophus californianus’" but I have my doubts.

Interesting tale all the same.

Regards,

Jay.
When I was a kid our mothers had us read about the mystery airships of the late 19th century.


Later on we got the same lessons in the young adult class at the Humansville Christian Church.

About the same time Miss Charlotte had us read about mystery airships in the seventh grade.

Although we were free to believe or disbelieve the stories, it was an exercise on how to make a child grow up not believing in tall tales, crop circles, alien visitations, sea serpent stories and other mass delusions.

The first practical airship flew in 1900, but not very far.


All the earlier stories were exaggerations and fabrications by gullible people who were led by people who had read of Zeppelin’s progress towards rigid airships.

Or else, there really were sea serpents that weighed two tons, and ate people.:)
 

Briar Lee

Lifer
Sep 4, 2021
4,835
13,901
Humansville Missouri
The original sea serpent story has all the classic elements of an outright hoax, fabricated from thin air, in order to sell a tall tale to the uncritical reader.

The two ton sea monster eats a fisherman, his friends go after the sea serpent, which obligingly allows men in sailing vessels to lasso him. Inside is the skull of the dead man.

Bullxxxt.

Just another literary hoax.


Another hoax our mothers, preachers and teachers taught us was the Donation of Constantine.


There were continual exhortations to think about what you read:

Your best defense against frauds is a large library and not using your head for a hat rack.

Look it up.

Every book ever written was written by somebody just like you.

The person who will not read soon becomes a slave to those who do read.


If it doesn’t ring true it’s not.

There were others,,,,but eventually we learned that truth is much more interesting than lies.
 
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