While pipe-smoking is allowed at Cosmic Meadows, facility rules dictate that Condor, Mixture 79, and Gordon Pym may only be consumed out-of-doors:
A Cosmic Twist of Fate
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Here an unidentified pipester is seen enjoying a bowl of Cosmic Twist on the porch of his villa at Cosmic Meadows:
Gee guys, I don't want to rain on the parade because Cosmic Meadows sure sounds great...but if you want to start a nursing home that allows smoking you're still gonna have to start your own country first.
Or maybe we can just call it Cosmic's Geriatric Alamo and all make our final stand there when they send in the storm troopers.
Or maybe we can just call it Cosmic's Geriatric Alamo and all make our final stand there when they send in the storm troopers.
Indeed it will. The Goodbee sisters, Verna (on the left) and Vera (on the right) are always willing to lend a hand.
Of course if you mean that in the literal sense, then there is also resident Thames Bond, a retired British MI6 agent with a valid double-0 license:
Here we find some happy residents preparing for the 2018 Cosmic Meadows shuffleboard championship. The 2017 tournament was a gripping affair in which several participants sustained severe injuries after an on-court melee:
However, lest you worry about your personal safety at Cosmic Meadows, rest assured our security staff is ever vigilant!:
Pipesmagazine.com's cartoonist drew the following after attending this month's meeting of the Christopher Morley Pipe Club at which Cosmic Twist was introduced:
The answer to the question is, of course, at Cosmic Meadows.
The answer to the question is, of course, at Cosmic Meadows.
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Butt not just any old shag; each one of those 523,497 cigarettes are hand-rolled with McClelland 221-B Black Shag pipe-tobacco. Further, each includes the legendary Micronite
Indeed.
In addition to Shuffleboard, the
Here we listen in on a pleasant group planning session at Cosmic Meadows regarding these rewarding activities:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=faeEnoYcT7w
Tut, tut dear sir. None of Cosmic Meadows's guests are compromised (well, almost none). In fact, many are known to engage in spontaneous aerobics as may be seen here (Elihu's Exercise).
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