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abdulaziz

Might Stick Around
Oct 30, 2013
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Good [insert suitable time] everyone.

It is about Esoterica Blends, there, I said it. How often are their tobaccos available when they are available? Do their tobaccos become available on an annual basis or longer than that? Were their tobaccos available this year? And how the online retailers' alert systems, smokingpipes.com specifically, work? do they notify all subscribers at once or are there other schemes they follow?
 

Chasing Embers

Captain of the Black Frigate
Nov 12, 2014
45,322
119,736
How often are their tobaccos available when they are available?
About six times per year.


Were their tobaccos available this year?
Yes.


And how the online retailers' alert systems, smokingpipes.com specifically, work?
First requested, first notified.


Online retailer supply is a drop in the bucket. B&Ms have them in stock weeks, and months after a drop. ☎

 

abdulaziz

Might Stick Around
Oct 30, 2013
68
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Since I gave up trying to track down the Unobtainium blends like Esoterica a long time ago, I can't help you with that.
I can tell you, however, that, to the best of my knowledge, alert systems notify everyone at once.
I still have some hope that someday I will be able to buy some.
 

abdulaziz

Might Stick Around
Oct 30, 2013
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About six times per year.



Yes.



First requested, first notified.


Online retailer supply is a drop in the bucket. B&Ms have them in stock weeks, and months after a drop. ☎

Thank you for clarifying this to me. I live in another country, tobacco shops here only offer Captain Black blends so all my orders are online.
Another question, if you do not mind: How many times have they been available this year?
 
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abdulaziz

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Oct 30, 2013
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I thought esoterica blends were an inside joke. You know, we all write fake glowing reviews of them and pretend we got some from a troll under a bridge for answering his riddle.

You mean they’re real?
I am trying to figure out if they are.
 

pappymac

Lifer
Feb 26, 2015
3,579
5,122
Slidell, LA
Are these blends as good as they say?
Depends on if you like them or not.

Three or four times a year, the local B&M I went to monthly before the you know what happened, would get shipment of Esoterica in. About a year ago they had a special sale night where they had multiple bags and tins of many Esoterica blends. I bought a bag of St. Ives and tins of Margate, Pembroke and Stonehaven. They didn't get any Penzance.
 
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abdulaziz

Might Stick Around
Oct 30, 2013
68
88
Depends on if you like them or not.

Three or four times a year, the local B&M I went to monthly before the you know what happened, would get shipment of Esoterica in. About a year ago they had a special sale night where they had multiple bags and tins of many Esoterica blends. I bought a bag of St. Ives and tins of Margate, Pembroke and Stonehaven. They didn't get any Penzance.
I hope you and your loved ones and everyone here and their loved ones are well and safe.
 
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trouttimes

Lifer
Nov 26, 2018
6,253
25,465
Lake Martin, AL
My closest B&M got a small shipment of everything but Penzance. I spent way to much but I do like their blends. Maybe some day I'll get to try Penzance. We all need a star to try and reach.
 
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kschatey

Lifer
Oct 16, 2019
1,118
2,284
Ohio
Good [insert suitable time] everyone.

It is about Esoterica Blends, there, I said it. How often are their tobaccos available when they are available? Do their tobaccos become available on an annual basis or longer than that? Were their tobaccos available this year? And how the online retailers' alert systems, smokingpipes.com specifically, work? do they notify all subscribers at once or are there other schemes they follow?
I have only been in this hobby for a year now, but I will tell you what I know about Esoterica although I am in the USA so your mileage may vary... There seems to be one big shipment a year, so finding it available at online vendors will only be possible when it is received and posted. However, many brick and mortar stores sell Esoterica (but not online) and nearly always have it available. If you visit a store and don't see it out, just ask about it as some actually keep it in the back. Obviously, you will need to pay local retail prices, but it's available.

As for the release, signing up for notifications may or may not be helpful. It is likely NOT helpful for a site like Smokingpipes.com since they seem to have a first in, first notified on the alert queue and not everybody on the list will necessarily get notified based on how much product is expected. Smaller site seem to have a more general notification blast, but that may not occur in "real time" for when they post the product. Some site are, some aren't. The best one can do it listen for the rumors and start checking regularly, if interested, because once it gets posted the hoarders and scalpers gobble it all up in minutes. It's pretty ridiculous, but that's the reality of the situation right now.

The recent Esoterica release happened at the beginning of September 2020 for the USA. It's all gone online. You will need to inquire with local brick and mortar stores and/or start calling, but some won't sell it to you over the phone unless they have already established a relationship with you.

Hope this helps. Good luck!
 
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saltedplug

Lifer
Aug 20, 2013
5,192
5,116
Esoterica makes some of the lousiest, foul- tasting blends out there. I know, there's a lot of guys who laud them, chase them and smoke a bowl of Penzance and Stonehaven everyday lest they misplace their noses and grow feet that won't walk. I know. It seems like these blends are great, but stick around, as once you lose some of that new growth green, someone will bring you into the inner circle within which it will be revealed that promoting Esoterica lust is just another cynical game played on the n00bs; because as we all know, Esoterica is just bad tobacco.
 

FurCoat

Lifer
Sep 21, 2020
10,257
96,622
North Carolina
I was able to by around 6 of their blends from a B&M last month. Kept in the back. I saw some for sale this week at another B&M along with Balkan Sobranie rerelease. Taste is subjective and I personally like their offerings. Be patient and it will come to you. I will repeat what so many others have said that there are other great blends to choose from. Enjoy the blends available until you run up on Esoterica. May I suggest Watch City House Blends.
 
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