Your not going to beleave this, I was just out side smoking one of My Falcon pipes and a seagull flew over and crapped in it. Glad it was in My hand. Looks like Seagulls don't like Falcons. :rofl:
It's times like this that you should be thankful you weren't showing off your brand spanking new $400 pipe outside to the public.
Rotten luck man. Never been pooped on by a bird myself. Might happen today since I said something about it.