Hmmmm. Since I once knew how to paste text onto an angled surface, I have my doubts..... I.e., I don't think it'll fly.
But I am waiting for some genius to post something like: the trailer can hold 35000 cubic feet, and in that you can put 183,000 pounds of Smyrna-Bengal-Horse plug.... Has to be plug to get the max weight per volume, no? (My numbers above pulled from a dark place.....)