Three nuns were finishing renovating the rectory, painting the walls, and installing new fixtures, when they decided to take a break because it was so hot. They stripped down to their underwear and began to cool off, when there was a knock at the door. Surprised, they were just about to get dressed, when they asked "who is it?"
"It's the blind man" said a voice. They were relieved and opened the door.
A man in an orange vest from Home Depot came in and said "wow, nice tits, where do you want your new window treatments?"