That commandment was proclaimed by a false prophet and it therefore nullified. It is ok to brag about all your pipes! Conversely, its never ok to slam another man pipes. Whether they cost $5 or $5000, I've never met a man who wasn't proud of his pipes! Unless they are painted. Then you can laugh at him all you like as long as he is smaller than you.
Somewhere out there, there is a short, short man with a painted pipe and low self esteem that is getting lower all the time because of the laughing. He should just pony up and get a non-painted pipe, the miserable painted pipe bastard!