Actually, upon hearing the terms of agreement, I called my Dad who is a good ole redneck. He told me that goats are nasty creatures likely to rape the fence and eat the dogs, then shit all over the place, so I gave up on this endeavor.
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We are just 20 minutes from where Deliverance was filmed, and that area is still pretty remote... We likes them squealing. :D
I've only seen it once, actually. I grew up here so all the good parts were giggled about in school and all the yankees made banjo noises so I was 25 before I even wanted to see it.
And the goat story? All bullshit except for the part about what Dad said.
I have to say y'all have given the best reaction out of the several dozen times I've used it! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
And the goat story? All bullshit except for the part about what Dad said.
I have to say y'all have given the best reaction out of the several dozen times I've used it! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
One should always make love to a goat on the edge of a cliff .It insures that they push back . 8)
I knew a Texan that moved to Oklahoma, and the locals told him they all have sex with sheep. So he went out to the barn with them, they said pick any sheep you like and we'll wait out back.
A few minutes went by and he heard em laughing at him out back, so he comes around the corner ready to fight em all, he said "You guys told me to do it, whats so damn funny???"
One of the Okies says "yeah, leave it to a Texan to pick the ugliest one in the bunch"
And with that, I'm officially out of beastiality jokes.
Boy, this thread took a turn for the worse. Congrats on 1,000 posts Romeowood :lol:
A few minutes went by and he heard em laughing at him out back, so he comes around the corner ready to fight em all, he said "You guys told me to do it, whats so damn funny???"
One of the Okies says "yeah, leave it to a Texan to pick the ugliest one in the bunch"
And with that, I'm officially out of beastiality jokes.
Boy, this thread took a turn for the worse. Congrats on 1,000 posts Romeowood :lol:
Oh wait, there was an Eskimo in Arkansas.
He takes his car to the shop, and the mechanic tells him "You blew a seal", and the eskimo says "Well you screw sheep".........
He takes his car to the shop, and the mechanic tells him "You blew a seal", and the eskimo says "Well you screw sheep".........
I once went on a vacation to Britain. I spent a few days in Wales, had a good time. Spent a few days in England, saw all the sights, visited Stonehenge and all that. Eventually I made it up to Scotland. I was getting friendly with a few locals in a pub when I asked one of them "say, I hear that in Scotland, you fellows like to shag sheep." The Scotsman shook his head and said "No, no, that's Wales!" "oh" I said and thought about for a bit, then said "I bet you have to be a good swimmer to do that."
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I'm all out of bestiality jokes too... but I have an Alabama joke!
What did the Alabama girl say when she lost her virginity? Get off me Dad, you're crushing my cigarettes!
I'm all out of bestiality jokes too... but I have an Alabama joke!
What did the Alabama girl say when she lost her virginity? Get off me Dad, you're crushing my cigarettes!
I wish I could join in... I know only jokes with Europeans and minorities at the butt end of them. And "That's racist!" as my sister would say to me. Call me when you want the one about Polish women.
Sad.... that'll cost you nickel Cyndi.
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OK.....
What was heard when 3 Bama cheerleaders were passed on the street standing next to a hooker?....
"Regular price." "Four Bucks." "Four Bucks." "Four Bucks."
Edit: Man, this string took a dive.
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