🌟 🎄 🎅 The UnOfficial Official 2025 PM Secret Santa Thread 🎅 🎄 🌟

[woodsroad]

Just got home from the post office.
Some Breasts to all of you!

 

[mikethompson]

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Just got home from the post office.
Some Breasts to all of you!

I take that to mean you've shipped your package Dan, but didn't want to come right out and say it?

Just trying to preserve your Bottom Lister street cred?

 

[FLDRD]

He probably decided to wait, come back tomorrow, and look again.

 

[ashdigger]

My Secret Santa delivered!! I’m very happy, plus I found a new WHISKEY!!

 

[Brad H]

My Secret Santa delivered!! I’m very happy, plus I found a new WHISKEY!!

Looks like a bottle of aftershave

 

[ashdigger]

Looks like a bottle of aftershave

That’s what I told the police officer.


Empty bottle not shown

 

[Dr. Van Loafer]

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Just got home from the post office.
Some Breasts to all of you!

So that's why all the post offices have such a long line now days...

 

[Dr. Van Loafer]

That’s what I told the police officer.


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I would be careful applying it to your face as it has a cacti on it...

 

[Dr. Van Loafer]

 

[woodsroad]

I take that to mean you've shipped your package Dan, but didn't want to come right out and say it?

Just trying to preserve your Bottom Lister street cred?

Take it to mean nothing.
I’m still in the gathering phase.
BTW, did you know that some archeologists and biblical historians now believe that Jesus was actually born in August? So, I have a little time.

And what the hell kind of Jewish mother gives her kid a Mexican name? Honestly, the whole Christmas thing seems kind of AI-generated to me.

 

[ashdigger]

And what the hell kind of Jewish mother gives her kid a Mexican name? Honestly, the whole Christmas thing seems kind of AI-generated to me.

Moses did have an iPad, allegedly.

 

[woodsroad]

Moses did have an iPad, allegedly.

Must have been an early model, because it only had ten lines of memory.

 

[ThermionicScott]

 

[JoeW]

Must have been an early model, because it only had ten lines of memory.

He was the first to download from the cloud though. Way ahead of his time.

 

[Oddball]

He was the first to download from the cloud though. Way ahead of his time.

Also pioneered arkiving....

wakka wakka!

 

[Ahi Ka]

Must have been an early model, because it only had ten lines of memory.

 

[woodsroad]

Also pioneered arkiving....

wakka wakka!

Wait, wasn’t he the guy who parted the C++?

 

[swb118]

Oh... hi... uhh.. do one of you guys want to tell him or should I?

Apparently prior participation doesn’t count?

 

[mikethompson]

Apparently prior participation doesn’t count?

It counts but the deadline had passed by a bit, and the matches sent out already.

 

[wyfbane]

Woo Hoo!!




I do my level best to keep my word. Package sent.