🌟 🎄 🎅 The UnOfficial Official 2025 PM Secret Santa Thread 🎅 🎄 🌟

[bluegrassbrian]

I braved the freshly fallen snow and slush to get my recipients parcel in the mail this morning!

A tremendous feat considering USPS is on my double secret shit list this week.

I’ve got two parcels that should have been delivered already, both floating about in the USPS ether somewhere. Will I get them, or not?
Is a greasy mail carrier smoking my straight grain Kyriazanos billiard right now, or no?

We may never know.

 

[JoeW]

I’ve got two parcels that should have been delivered already, both floating about in the USPS ether somewhere. Will I get them, or not?
Is a greasy mail carrier smoking my straight grain Kyriazanos billiard right now, or no?

We may never know.

My son used to work for USPS, and he said that all mail carriers are not greasy... only most of them.

Meanwhile, I have a forum trade from 11/11 which is on its 7th circuit of travel between Indianapolis and Terra Haute, with a brief stopover in Kokomo. I hope you get your billiard some day!

 

[Brad H]

Package sent. Dropped it off in the mail today. Estimated 3 day delivery…… I wouldn’t hold my breath on it being there in 3 days.

 

[Masterblaster]

Package is on the way!

 

[Jwebb90]

I got my package out yesterday, and my gift arrived today! I will exercise patience and wait to open it on Christmas morning.

 

[sablebrush52]

I've gathered together a pile of tins, a few of them actually containing tobacco, to send off to the mark victim rube lucky recipient. and am in the process of filling the empty tins with an appropriate amount of C4. The tricky part is calibrating the pressure release. We wouldn't want to deprive the "lucky recipient" of the sheer joy of receiving his Christmas gift because it blew up a post office and the better part of a city block surrounding it. That just won't do.

But, just in case something goes wrong while I complete the wiring and the calibration, and you don't hear from me,

HAPPY HOLIDAYS!

 

[Speak Easy]

I've gathered together a pile of tins, a few of them actually containing tobacco, to send off to the mark victim rube lucky recipient. and am in the process of filling the empty tins with an appropriate amount of C4. The tricky part is calibrating the pressure release. We wouldn't want to deprive the "lucky recipient" of the sheer joy of receiving his Christmas gift because it blew up a post office and the better part of a city block surrounding it. That just won't do.

But, just in case something goes wrong while I complete the wiring and the calibration, and you don't hear from me,

HAPPY HOLIDAYS!

I was pretty sure you were on a government watch list…now I’m positive you are!

 

[JoeW]

 

[keith929]

Pittsburgh Santa

 

[TN Jed]

I received a box from an unknown sender this morning. Assuming its from my Secret Santa and not my Secret Admirer. I'll open it this weekend when I can relax and enjoy or air the house out from the stench, it could go either way.

 

[MisterBadger]

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Hey! Don't you bottom-of-the-bottom-list me, Mike! I despatched to my completely and utterly confidential mystery match on 25th November, and posted here to that effect on the same day. Herrumph!

 

[trouttimes]

 

[trouttimes]

 

[trouttimes]

 

[Brad H]

T’was a foot before Christmas watching five Yule logs burn
I’ve exhausted my memes, so now I’ll adjourn
SOM BESTHS!

 

[sablebrush52]

I received my SS gift today and will until Hanukkah to open it.

As for my SS gift, the circuits checked out and it's ready to go. Since Satchel is having her spa day at Petco tomorrow, launch will be Thursday.

Mwaa ha ha!

 

[Michigan_Bill]

 

[infectedpsyche]

As stated yesterday, my package arrived but was left in the rain thanks to my postal courier. Skipped the traditional wait for Christmas and looked it all over today.

@Oddball, you are far too kind, sir! I have not tried anything in this package before apart from the Folklore and I'm excited to crack into them over the coming weeks!! Thank you!

 

[FLDRD]

Missile #2 has been deployed.

 

[Oddball]

@Oddball, you are far too kind, sir! I have not tried anything in this package before apart from the Folklore and I'm excited to crack into them over the coming weeks!! Thank you!

Thanks, this was my first time, I hope I passed the audition.

For those wondering how he knew it was me, I PMed him asking how this thing worked after I got my match. Next year I shall be much more naughty.. My package arrived and I will post pic when I can!