🌟 🎄 🎅 The UnOfficial Official 2025 PM Secret Santa Thread 🎅 🎄 🌟
- Thread starter mikethompson
- Start date
Mike, hope your emergencies are all minor and easily resolved.
+100 for HawkeyeLinus inclusion.
+100 for HawkeyeLinus inclusion.
With all the hatred and discontent they deserve.
I don’t know whom I’m matched with yet, but I think I already hate them.
Well I tend to be kind to people unless they really irk me. You have to just read threads until you get a feel for folks and then just wade in on the crap talking.
But also, this isn't the thread to be a total jackass on, for fear of getting matched with the dottle shipper from last year... lol
I have 19 used gift cards and 1 unused gift card. They are all for different stores and restaurants. The recipient will have to try all of them until they find the one with a balance still on it.
It’s an added bonus to the “only McClellands”
@HawkeyeLinus the people have spoken and it seems you need to be included. Email me your details as per the first post ASAP please!
Don't you write to me in bold, young man.
Well I will toast a dram of xmas cheer in the hopes that my package full of ONLY 2014 Christmas Cheer Tins is near...
I would give 0 fucks about any amount of gift cards if you sent me McClellands tins... lol
Very nice - an extra match for you
Oh dear. I certainly interpreted “ends Nov. 15” as 11:59PM, when I sent my email last night. Bummer.
@khiddy and @HawkeyeLinus please send me an email with your pertinent info.
You have @Jacob74 to thank khiddy LOL
Much obliged, email sent!
And a thousand thanks to @Jacob74, indeed! May your house ever increase, and may Santa shine upon you!
Dr Seuss’s Christmas: PMSS25
In the frizzle frazzle month of December boo,
Commissar of Christmas Mike cried, “Oh what shall I do?”
Spreadsheets like mountains, coffee all zapped,
While old men and usernames all gronkled and snapped.
OddBall stomped loudly, his briar went thwap-thwap,
Wyfbane puffed smoke in a wild wiggle-wap.
Ahi Ka spun upside down with a jar of Latakia,
AshDigger’s plug burst into a cloud of paprika!
InfectedPsyche rode a catapult of cherry,
Keith929’s blend exploded in a flurry.
Ryan juggled tins of aromatic delight,
Kingsley blew smoke rings that glowed in the night.
DublinPiper90 tripped on a bowl of Virginia,
Pipenschmoeker123’s tobaccos danced in mania.
Dcrguns hurled a meerschaum that sang boing-boing,
Mtwaller’s wrapped cigars started to sing.
TubbyinTweed flopped on a pipe ribbon trampoline,
Trouttimes smoked a cob that glimmered turquoise green.
GKChesterton’s pipe erupted with sparkly plumes,
DeaconPiper twirled in a field of aromatic fumes.
AndreT_NY tied Sablebrush52 to a hookah kite,
While Jerry and Shift’s tobacco tins flew out of sight.
Infantry23 lit a pipe that belched peppermint smoke,
Sobrbiker and Revnatorade CNG sank in a blendy cloak.
Dr. Van Loafer sneezed up a bag of mysterious blend,
CSTREEPER541’s briar grew arms without end.
Questionable Source wrapped RSChrecks in ribbons of Latakia,
FLDRD’s cherry plug launched into JoeW’s pizzeria!
Chalaw87 spun a tobacco scented tornado with Abe Cox,
Speakeasy swung B.Lew in a cloud of fragrant flocks.
HawkeyeLinus arrived just in nick of time,
Username puffed a pipe of chocolate smoky lime.
BluegrassBrian bounced with Manawydan’s pouch of Cavendish,
Thermonicscott’s meerschaum exploded in a peppermint swish.
The Iron Monkey juggled MasterBlaster’s tin,
Sidehatch rolled Burley down the chimney with a spin.
SLEVY007 hurled LotusEater’s tobacco into the snow,
OddBall and Briaronboerum smoked plug loops below.
Tmcg81, Pypke, BenMN, MikePiper in shock,
Beef and HeavyLeadBelly puffed pipes that went pop-pop-pop!
Jacob74 rode a flying briar like a broom,
Manny Torres tripped in a Virginia scented room.
JWebb90 slid on Lupy1234’s ribbon of Burley,
SBC and Brad H puffed clouds that twirled early.
TNJed drank CoffeeAndBourbon while lighting a cob,
Bobpnm somersaulted through aromatic tobacco smog.
And then oh then! Mike was spinning, spinning, spinning,
Through a 3D maze of pipes and tins, the world thinning.
Smoke clouds swirled like cosmic cotton candy,
Boxes flipped, ribbons twisted, the space all dandy.
SOM BESTHS laughed and warped the laws of all things,
Time looped like ribbons, gravity had wings.
Misspelled names collided in smoke filled delight,
“sobrbiker” tangled with “Sobriker” mid flight.
Every username had gifts bouncing, flying, exploding,
Latakia rivers and Burley clouds exploding, corroding.
HawkeyeLinus twisted through “hawkeyelinus”’s tin,
While “AndreT_NY” and “Andre_T” spun in a spin.
Boxes became dragons puffing aromatic streams,
Candy canes galloped in Latakia dreams.
Even the grumpiest, grouchiest, smoke blowing guest,
Loved Secret Santa chaos and SOM BESTHS the best!
Mike clutched his poor head, spiraling still,
Through the pipe tobacco maze, against all will.
And I, scribble scrabbler, to outshine old Jerry,
Made this tale the zaniest, wildest, most merry!
In the frizzle frazzle month of December boo,
Commissar of Christmas Mike cried, “Oh what shall I do?”
Spreadsheets like mountains, coffee all zapped,
While old men and usernames all gronkled and snapped.
OddBall stomped loudly, his briar went thwap-thwap,
Wyfbane puffed smoke in a wild wiggle-wap.
Ahi Ka spun upside down with a jar of Latakia,
AshDigger’s plug burst into a cloud of paprika!
InfectedPsyche rode a catapult of cherry,
Keith929’s blend exploded in a flurry.
Ryan juggled tins of aromatic delight,
Kingsley blew smoke rings that glowed in the night.
DublinPiper90 tripped on a bowl of Virginia,
Pipenschmoeker123’s tobaccos danced in mania.
Dcrguns hurled a meerschaum that sang boing-boing,
Mtwaller’s wrapped cigars started to sing.
TubbyinTweed flopped on a pipe ribbon trampoline,
Trouttimes smoked a cob that glimmered turquoise green.
GKChesterton’s pipe erupted with sparkly plumes,
DeaconPiper twirled in a field of aromatic fumes.
AndreT_NY tied Sablebrush52 to a hookah kite,
While Jerry and Shift’s tobacco tins flew out of sight.
Infantry23 lit a pipe that belched peppermint smoke,
Sobrbiker and Revnatorade CNG sank in a blendy cloak.
Dr. Van Loafer sneezed up a bag of mysterious blend,
CSTREEPER541’s briar grew arms without end.
Questionable Source wrapped RSChrecks in ribbons of Latakia,
FLDRD’s cherry plug launched into JoeW’s pizzeria!
Chalaw87 spun a tobacco scented tornado with Abe Cox,
Speakeasy swung B.Lew in a cloud of fragrant flocks.
HawkeyeLinus arrived just in nick of time,
Username puffed a pipe of chocolate smoky lime.
BluegrassBrian bounced with Manawydan’s pouch of Cavendish,
Thermonicscott’s meerschaum exploded in a peppermint swish.
The Iron Monkey juggled MasterBlaster’s tin,
Sidehatch rolled Burley down the chimney with a spin.
SLEVY007 hurled LotusEater’s tobacco into the snow,
OddBall and Briaronboerum smoked plug loops below.
Tmcg81, Pypke, BenMN, MikePiper in shock,
Beef and HeavyLeadBelly puffed pipes that went pop-pop-pop!
Jacob74 rode a flying briar like a broom,
Manny Torres tripped in a Virginia scented room.
JWebb90 slid on Lupy1234’s ribbon of Burley,
SBC and Brad H puffed clouds that twirled early.
TNJed drank CoffeeAndBourbon while lighting a cob,
Bobpnm somersaulted through aromatic tobacco smog.
And then oh then! Mike was spinning, spinning, spinning,
Through a 3D maze of pipes and tins, the world thinning.
Smoke clouds swirled like cosmic cotton candy,
Boxes flipped, ribbons twisted, the space all dandy.
SOM BESTHS laughed and warped the laws of all things,
Time looped like ribbons, gravity had wings.
Misspelled names collided in smoke filled delight,
“sobrbiker” tangled with “Sobriker” mid flight.
Every username had gifts bouncing, flying, exploding,
Latakia rivers and Burley clouds exploding, corroding.
HawkeyeLinus twisted through “hawkeyelinus”’s tin,
While “AndreT_NY” and “Andre_T” spun in a spin.
Boxes became dragons puffing aromatic streams,
Candy canes galloped in Latakia dreams.
Even the grumpiest, grouchiest, smoke blowing guest,
Loved Secret Santa chaos and SOM BESTHS the best!
Mike clutched his poor head, spiraling still,
Through the pipe tobacco maze, against all will.
And I, scribble scrabbler, to outshine old Jerry,
Made this tale the zaniest, wildest, most merry!