🌟 🎄 🎅 The UnOfficial Official 2025 PM Secret Santa Thread 🎅 🎄 🌟

[mikethompson]

Our ranks have stolen to 55!​

Ryan
Bobpnm
masterblaster
FLDRD (x)
Peter Turbo
TubbyinTweed
Dr. Van Loafer
Questionable Source
CSTREEPER541
GKChesterton
hawkeyelinus
Jerry
woodsroad
rsschrecks
kingsley
Infantry23*
chalaw87
AndreT_NY
Thermonicscott
infectedpsyche (x)
BenMN
Abe Cox
goblin_walrus (x)
manny torres (x)
bradh
Dshift (x)
sablebrush
ashdigger
dublinpiper90
Manawydan
B.Lew
JWebb90
tmcg81
dcrguns
sidehatch
CoffeeAndBourbon
BluegrassBrian
heavyleadbelly
Keith929
wyfbane
LotusEater (x)
trouttimes
lupy1234
The Iron Monkey
JoeW
Ahi Ka
beef
TNJed
SBC
Speakeasy (x)
username
oddball
sobrbiker
Pypkė
Jacob74

Please if you don't see your name on the list, you have not been entered into this years reindeer games. You should also make sure that you have received an email from me in response. This is how I will send your email matches when the time comes.

 

[Sobrbiker]

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Our ranks have stolen to 55!​

Ryan
Bobpnm
masterblaster
FLDRD (x)
Peter Turbo
TubbyinTweed
Dr. Van Loafer
Questionable Source
CSTREEPER541
GKChesterton
hawkeyelinus
Jerry
woodsroad
rsschrecks
kingsley
Infantry23*
chalaw87
AndreT_NY
Thermonicscott
infectedpsyche (x)
BenMN
Abe Cox
goblin_walrus (x)
manny torres (x)
bradh
Dshift (x)
sablebrush
ashdigger
dublinpiper90
Manawydan
B.Lew
JWebb90
tmcg81
dcrguns
sidehatch
CoffeeAndBourbon
BluegrassBrian
heavyleadbelly
Keith929
wyfbane
LotusEater (x)
trouttimes
lupy1234
The Iron Monkey
JoeW
Ahi Ka
beef
TNJed
SBC
Speakeasy (x)
username
oddball
sobrbiker
Pypkė
Jacob74

Please if you don't see your name on the list, you have not been entered into this years reindeer games. You should also make sure that you have received an email from me in response. This is how I will send your email matches when the time comes.

You rock Mike, I’ve just got a few questions:
-wassup with the (X)s?
-if not alphabetized, why am I so far down, are you trying to hurt my feelings?
-where’s my bottle opener?
-how many tins do estate cobs count as?
-is there a form to report disappointment (I figure including it in my outgoing package would be a timesaver)?

 

[mikethompson]

You rock Mike, I’ve just got a few questions:
-wassup with the (X)s?
-if not alphabetized, why am I so far down, are you trying to hurt my feelings?
-where’s my bottle opener?
-how many tins do estate cobs count as?
-is there a form to report disappointment (I figure including it in my outgoing package would be a timesaver)?

Thank you for your inquiry. Yes, I do rock.

-wassup with the (X)s?
None of your business

-if not alphabetized, why am I so far down, are you trying to hurt my feelings?
maybe

-where’s my bottle opener?
being enjoyed by a disgruntled USPS worker, probably

-how many tins do estate cobs count as?
more than 3 but less than 2

is there a form to report disappointment?
my man, there is a whole thread to report your disappointment

 

[Dr. Van Loafer]

 

[Dr. Van Loafer]

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Our ranks have stolen to 55!​

Ryan
Bobpnm
masterblaster
FLDRD (x)
Peter Turbo
TubbyinTweed
Dr. Van Loafer
Questionable Source
CSTREEPER541
GKChesterton
hawkeyelinus
Jerry
woodsroad
rsschrecks
kingsley
Infantry23*
chalaw87
AndreT_NY
Thermonicscott
infectedpsyche (x)
BenMN
Abe Cox
goblin_walrus (x)
manny torres (x)
bradh
Dshift (x)
sablebrush
ashdigger
dublinpiper90
Manawydan
B.Lew
JWebb90
tmcg81
dcrguns
sidehatch
CoffeeAndBourbon
BluegrassBrian
heavyleadbelly
Keith929
wyfbane
LotusEater (x)
trouttimes
lupy1234
The Iron Monkey
JoeW
Ahi Ka
beef
TNJed
SBC
Speakeasy (x)
username
oddball
sobrbiker
Pypkė
Jacob74

Please if you don't see your name on the list, you have not been entered into this years reindeer games. You should also make sure that you have received an email from me in response. This is how I will send your email matches when the time comes.

Yes, but will we get to 1 million?

 

[Brad H]

I still demand my name be properly punctuated and capitalized.

 

[mikethompson]

I still demand my name be properly punctuated and capitalized.

No.

bradh is your new screen name now.

 

[wyfbane]

No.

bradh is your new screen name now.

Oooooh. I know Brad is hatin' on everyone in his effort to be the naughty elf, but I dont think locking horns with Big Mike is the smart play...

 

[Chalaw87]

No.

bradh is your new screen name now.

Can I get a new username too?

 

[Brad H]

Oooooh. I know Brad is hatin' on everyone in his effort to be the naughty elf, but I dont think locking horns with Big Mike is the smart play...

Shows what you know. We automatically became losers when we signed up for secret Santa

 

[wyfbane]

Shows what you know. We automatically became losers when we signed up for secret Santa

Says you. I need a place to dump all the crap I no longer smoke. This is a great opportunity to share a special moment with our acquaintances here on PMF.

 

[Brad H]

Says you. I need a place to dump all the crap I no longer smoke. This is a great opportunity to share a special moment with our acquaintances here on PMF.

Gives me an excuse to finally get rid of all the old socks I have been saving that act as packing material when I box up tobacco and ship. Have to make sure the delicate tins of SWR arrive undamaged. The socks mask the vinegar.

 

[wyfbane]

Gives me an excuse to finally get rid of all the old socks I have been saving that act as packing material when I box up tobacco and ship. Have to make sure the delicate tins of SWR arrive undamaged. The socks mask the vinegar.

I have some goat buck blankets from their last pee-face festival I can use for that same effect...

 

[Infantry23]

 

[Brad H]

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I really feel you have had that meme for a while and waiting for just the right time to drop it…..

 

[Sobrbiker]

Thank you for your inquiry. Yes, I do rock.

-wassup with the (X)s?
None of your business

-if not alphabetized, why am I so far down, are you trying to hurt my feelings?
maybe

-where’s my bottle opener?
being enjoyed by a disgruntled USPS worker, probably

-how many tins do estate cobs count as?
more than 3 but less than 2

is there a form to report disappointment?
my man, there is a whole thread to report your disappointment

This is why we hail the Commisar!!

 

[AcesAndEights]

 

[Oddball]

I still demand my name be properly punctuated and capitalized.

Bradsmh South pole elf lookin som betshsthsh

 

[sablebrush52]

Gives me an excuse to finally get rid of all the old socks I have been saving that act as packing material when I box up tobacco and ship. Have to make sure the delicate tins of SWR arrive undamaged. The socks mask the vinegar.

Why not just dump the SWR straight into the box, hit it with some Febreeze, add the used sweat socks, perhaps a used jockstrap to seal the deal?
Those empty cans are useful for saving toe clippings for next year.

 

[Brad H]

Why not just dump the SWR straight into the box, hit it with some Febreeze, add the used sweat socks, perhaps a used jockstrap to seal the deal?
Those empty cans are useful for saving toe clippings for next year.

Because I don’t want to waste perfectly good Febreeze.
The value of a bottle of Febreeze would far out weigh the contents of the entire package of socks/SWR.