A woman, angry with her dentist, arrives at his office, saying "Doctor every time I come here I have a cavity."
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I recently asked my dentist about ways to prevent gum decay.
Q: What time do you have to the dentist?
A: tooth hurty.
A: tooth hurty.
I'm not sure if this entire thread is jokes but yours is the first one I understood. ?
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"Dentist Brown
Stranger! Approach this ground with gravity!
John Brown is filling his last Cavity."
"Dentist Brown
Stranger! Approach this ground with gravity!
John Brown is filling his last Cavity."
@olkofri
I actually had a great time getting my teeth removed.
1) totally painless
2) a very attractive lady is my dentist
3) same very well endowed lady had to lay across my forehead to get leverage to pull my teeth
4) when she had to take breaks between pulling teeth I asked her if it was good for her and she just smiled.?
I actually had a great time getting my teeth removed.
1) totally painless
2) a very attractive lady is my dentist
3) same very well endowed lady had to lay across my forehead to get leverage to pull my teeth
4) when she had to take breaks between pulling teeth I asked her if it was good for her and she just smiled.?
I had 4 removed a couple of weeks ago. The only good thing about it was that I was completely unconscious the entire time.
I've had nothing but complications after getting my wisdom teeth removed as part of an orthodontic program five years ago.
Next time anyone says they can do something to make your mouth better, don't trust them.
(I'm only halfway kidding. I've never had cavities and my new Retainers are fantastic. People should get MINIMAL orthodontic work, make sure your kids get retainers early on and after that just floss/brush and don't eat sugar before bed.)
Next time anyone says they can do something to make your mouth better, don't trust them.
(I'm only halfway kidding. I've never had cavities and my new Retainers are fantastic. People should get MINIMAL orthodontic work, make sure your kids get retainers early on and after that just floss/brush and don't eat sugar before bed.)
I had to have mine cut out as they were completely destroyed in a chemical industrial accident. When she said I would be awake for the entire procedure it surprised me but an hour later they were out and I was stitched up.
Wow. I'm glad it went so well. I would not have wanted to be awake for that.
As for the chemical industrial accident...man that's unfortunate. I don't think I've ever heard of someone having their teeth destroyed in such a manner. I hope you were sufficiently compensated for that.
Paid off my house and car.
It was a foam based grill cleaning acid at a food manufacturing facility that I was auditing. A leak occurred and i was shot in the face, neck, and mouth. Third degree chemical burns and later my teeth began to fall apart.
Glad to hear it.
Wow again...that just plain sucks. It's fortunate it didn't get your eyes.
Yeah man, I'm going full-on metal grill. There's no way they could really match my tooth color with that ceramic shit. It's taken decades of smoking to get them to color so beautifully.
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