🌟 🎄 🎅 The UnOfficial Official 2025 PM Secret Santa Thread 🎅 🎄 🌟

[Sobrbiker]

Three boxes on my porch, one of which is confirmed wife crap.
Maybe today ids the day…

 

[Ahi Ka]

Please, Brad. Come inside, it’s cold out there, especially at night. And the neighbors are complaining about you crapping in the bushes again

Bradie it’s cold outside…

Are those your new lyrics to that cancelled song?

 

[khiddy]

Three boxes on my porch, one of which is confirmed wife crap.

I mean, I bag my dog's poop when we go on walks, but you keep your wife's?

PMag is full of sickos.

 

[woodsroad]

I mean, I bag my dog's poop when we go on walks, but you keep your wife's?

PMag is full of sickos.

That’s just terrible.
But at least he keeps it outside.

 

[Sobrbiker]

That’s just terrible.
But at least he keeps it outside.

That’s a tidbit I could’ve lived without

 

[woodsroad]

That’s a tidbit I could’ve lived without

It was just a link, but you know…curiosity and cats. Kids just gotta stick the fork in the outlet.

 

[Sobrbiker]

It was just a link, but you know…curiosity and cats. Kids just gotta stick the fork in the outlet.

But pizza boxes, really?

I am over here wondering about having such a link handy

 

[JoeW]

 

[Skyfall]

Bradie it’s cold outside…

Are those your new lyrics to that cancelled song?

Naw. I still think dean martin is better

 

[woodsroad]

But pizza boxes, really?

I am over here wondering about having such a link handy

I was working at the Philadelphia newspaper back when this happened, and I lived near his Rittenhouse Square apartment at one time. It’s one of those impossibly bizarre things that unfortunately sticks in your head.

FWIW, there was never any mention that he was a pipe smoker, in the common, pedestrian usage of that term, but it does make you ponder your purchase of “estate” pipes.

 

[Dr. Van Loafer]

I have received a package I was not expecting today from a sender I do not recognize. Also the sender is keeping me guessing as the packaging is USPS, the label has a UPS logo, but it was delivered through the chimney by a very jolly old man. I am going to wait a day or two to open … maybe.

 

[TheIronMonkey]

It was just a link, but you know…curiosity and cats. Kids just gotta stick the fork in the outlet.

Or his dork in a door as the case may be.

 

[jerry]

Hey, look what got! Totally right for me! Many thanks, @Sobrbiker And the promise of more! Wow! Som Besths, Steve! And Som Besths to all!

 

[wyfbane]

MY PACKAGE HAS BEEN DELIVERED!!!!!!

I will open my box later after we go see some lights and have dinner. WOO HOOOOOO!!!!!

SOM BESTHS, BITCHES!

 

[mikethompson]

PMag is full of sickos.

Nope, just PMSS - overly generous and wonderful sickos.

 

[mikethompson]

I love not checking this thread during work hours and coming home, ignoring my wife, kids, and guests, and looking at this thread.

 

[keith929]

 

[woodsroad]

I love not checking this thread during work hours and coming home, ignoring my wife, kids, and guests, and looking at this thread.

And here I thought you may not have had your priorities in order.

 

[HawkeyeLinus]

I love not checking this thread during work hours and coming home, ignoring my wife, kids, and guests, and looking at this thread.

Things are sizzling in the kitchen - my wife is making some super nachos with some sirloin we had on hand - I've had to tell her multiple times, "I'm nacho Santa." Can't have divided loyalties, and two boxes showed up from Laudisi today ("Are those your pipe guys?") . . . but I did grab another gift for her this morning, not being as stupid as I may appear.

 

[Sobrbiker]

I don’t know what was better, seeing my victim honored recipient happy with stage one of his goodies,
or coming home to a bigass box on my porch!!
-actually I’m totally selfish and self centered by nature so…

I think I’ll wait to open mine


…but don’t hold your breath!!!

SOM BESTHS Y’ALL!!!