A Festivus For The Rest Of Us

[brian64]

When the time comes for me to head back to the lounge, I'm taking one of these with me.

I'm sure most here don't believe this mythical forum "lounge" actually exists.

Escaping the lounge is rarely successful, but a hidden camera video was actually smuggled out (at great risk to the individual I might add, who will not be named for his protection).

Beware of those coming and going from "the lounge" at will...they may not be who they purport to be.

 

[timt]

Beware of those coming and going from "the lounge" at will...they may not be who they purport to be.

That's true, we usually aren't.

 

[Servant King]

I'm sure most here don't believe this mythical forum "lounge" actually exists.

Escaping the lounge is rarely successful, but a hidden camera video was actually smuggled out (at great risk to the individual I might add, who will not be named for his protection).

Beware of those coming and going from "the lounge" at will...they may not be who they purport to be.

All staged. The real Ray Manzarek wouldn't be caught dead (no pun intended) at a place like that.

 

[troutface]

Star Cat !!!

Ok, do I get my free stuff now ?

I mean, we're all just here for the free stuff, right ?

 

[brian64]

All staged. The real Ray Manzarek wouldn't be caught dead (no pun intended) at a place like that.

Perception is greater than reality!

 

[brian64]

Star Cat !!!

High praise indeed for a Funkenhouser thread!

 

[troutface]

High praise indeed for a Funkenhouser thread!

Don't say that, his head is big enough already.

 

[brian64]

Don't say that, his head is big enough already.

Don't loan him an expensive sweater.

 

[Richmond B. Funkenhouser]

UPDATE:

The free stuff should be arriving by Festivus Eve!

 

[Richmond B. Funkenhouser]

 

[timt]

 

[Richmond B. Funkenhouser]

Ok, do I get my free stuff now ?

Yes.

 

[Richmond B. Funkenhouser]

A holiday thread, a generous offer made,
By brian64, a promise laid.
A Festivus spirit, a gift to be had,
From Pipes Magazine, a gesture glad.
The waiting game, a curious state,
For free stuff coming, tempted by fate.
Through pipes and forums, the news has spread,
Anticipation building, in every head.
Unless you're Canadian, a different tale,
A geographic limit, setting a veil.
The border a barrier, a different song,
For those in the North, where the rules went wrong.
So here's to the wait, for the lucky few,
Whose mailboxes might hold something new.
And to brian64, a virtual cheer,
For spreading some joy, this time of year.

 

[brian64]

It's a Funkenhouser Festivus
And there is mounting tension
Brought on by poor reading comprehension
He seems to have promised everyone a Festivus Kit
If he thinks he can pin it on me he's full of shit

 

[Servant King]

 

[brian64]

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Of course we should...it's Festivus!!!

 

[Richmond B. Funkenhouser]

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[Richmond B. Funkenhouser]

7 Days until Festivus!

 

[Hillcrest]

 

[brian64]

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Will we at least get a card in the mail?