🌟 🎄 🎅 The UnOfficial Official 2025 PM Secret Santa Thread 🎅 🎄 🌟

[Brad H]

i'll also accept tins of Bohemian Scandal.

This was as close as I could find to what you wanted.

 

[Oddball]

There's still time @Brad H

 

[wyfbane]

How about some Stonehenge Flake?

 

[Brad H]

I’m sort of partial to a blend @woodsroad blended.

Poverty Blend All those 90% off RYO’s that you bought for no good reason, mixed together and topped with the same cheap rum that you’ve been drinking all afternoon

 

[mikethompson]

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Keep that goof out of this thread

 

[mikethompson]

There are only a few short hours left to throw your proverbial name into the proverbial hat!

Make sure if you want to take part you have submitted your name and emailed​

 

[woodsroad]

I’m sort of partial to a blend @woodsroad blended.

Poverty Blend All those 90% off RYO’s that you bought for no good reason, mixed together and topped with the same cheap rum that you’ve been drinking all afternoon

I make no excuses. Go ahead, laugh. I can take it.

 

[woodsroad]

How about some Stonehenge Flake?

 

[mikethompson]

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[ThermionicScott]

I’m sort of partial to a blend @woodsroad blended.

Poverty Blend All those 90% off RYO’s that you bought for no good reason, mixed together and topped with the same cheap rum that you’ve been drinking all afternoon

I bet that's dynamite out of a Pipe By Lee.

 

[Oddball]

hee hee hee

 

[Brad H]

 

[sablebrush52]

Thank you!

Check today's list of people signed up. If your name isn't on it, you need to contact the Commissar directly, following the instructions on the opening post. Sign up closes on the 15th.

 

[ThermionicScott]

How can I get a mysterious symbol next to my name?

 

[Goblin_Walrus]

How can I get a mysterious symbol next to my name?

First, you have to commit one selfless act followed by three selfish acts, next cover yourself in Dawn Platinum dish soap (this is really important). Once that’s done, find a windy, lonesome hilltop, and position yourself facing southeast in a t-pose with your palms facing down (this is only unless you are already as southeast as you can go, in which case you should lie facedown, palms up). You should start to feel something soon thereafter - don’t panic! This just means it’s working. Once the animals have gathered around you, it’s time to sing The Song. After that just send a letter detailing your past and future crimes to the PMSS thread, care of Mike, certified mail, return receipt requested.

 

[mikethompson]

How can I get a mysterious symbol next to my name?

You really want to know?

 

[Brad H]

First, you have to commit one selfless act followed by three selfish acts, next cover yourself in Dawn Platinum dish soap (this is really important). Once that’s done, find a windy, lonesome hilltop, and position yourself facing southeast in a t-pose with your palms facing down (this is only unless you are already as southeast as you can go, in which case you should lie facedown, palms up). You should start to feel something soon thereafter - don’t panic! This just means it’s working. Once the animals have gathered around you, it’s time to sing The Song. After that just send a letter detailing your past and future crimes to the PMSS thread, care of Mike, certified mail, return receipt requested.

Actually, I believe it’s just for those that have already hit bingo, or requested only McClellands.

 

[Goblin_Walrus]

Actually, I believe it’s just for those that have already hit bingo, or requested only McClellands.

Man I can’t believe I wasted so much money on Dawn Platinum, and so much time singing The Song…

 

[Brad H]

Man I can’t believe I wasted so much money on Dawn Platinum, and so much time singing The Song…

You only said that because you own stock in Procter & Gamble (P&G)

 

[Goblin_Walrus]

You only said that because you own stock in Procter & Gamble (P&G)

Proud owner of zero stocks and bonds here, I invest only in potable drinking water, tobacco, ammunition, and cows