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irishearl

Lifer
Aug 2, 2016
2,533
4,801
Kansas
So, I saw my first bat in the wild ever, but he was hanging upside down between the screen and the glass inside window of our enclosed back porch. I found something long and thin enough to slide between the windows to gently slide him down and out into a large aquarium net I had, quickly spinning out the nearby door where he flew off. The whole time I'm thinking I hope that little sucker doesn't sink his little teeth into me or I'm stuck with rabies shots.:)
 

georged

Lifer
Mar 7, 2013
6,832
19,919
I can't believe you guys are even THINKING about messing with bats...

Count Dracula---and all others like him---are shape shifters, and bats are one of their favorite forms.

Meaning any bat you encounter might suddenly transmogrify into a pointy-toothed blood-sucking dude wearing a cape.

And then you'll be dead.



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dd57chevy

Part of the Furniture Now
Apr 7, 2023
722
2,477
Iowa
While fly fishing I’ve caught 5 bats and a duck. The bats were light enough they plopped down next to me. On all five I carefully scooped them up and walked to shore releasing them to dry off and fly away.
It's questionable whether they survived ...........

My brother R&R'd a rundown house with a bat infestation . He became aware of it after finding a live one in the kitchen sink that couldn't get out

Not sure on all species , but the brown ones we have around here can't .......launch ? They have to fall to achieve flight .
 
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Sig

Lifer
Jul 18, 2023
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11,708
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Western NY
I can't believe you guys are even THINKING about messing with bats...

Count Dracula---and all others like him---are shape shifters, and bats are one of their favorite forms.

Meaning any bat you encounter might suddenly transmogrify into a pointy-toothed blood-sucking dude wearing a cape.

And then you'll be dead.



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Live forever and never get sick.
Where is the downside?
 
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georged

Lifer
Mar 7, 2013
6,832
19,919

Now you're gettin' all technical 'n shit...

Can't be in the sun, always looking for people to suck blood from, gotta sleep in a casket, learn to speak Romanian, constantly poking your lower lip with the fangy bits... You call that living?
 
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ashdigger

Lifer
Jul 30, 2016
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Vegas Baby!!!
It's questionable whether they survived ...........

My brother R&R'd a rundown house with a bat infestation . He became aware of it after finding a live one in the kitchen sink that couldn't get out

Not sure on all species , but the brown ones we have around here can't .......launch ? They have to fall to achieve flight .
Oh I didn’t hang around to watch them fly off or die. There was fishing to be done and drowning them next to me didn’t feel sporting.
 
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didimauw

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Jul 28, 2013
11,136
39,668
SE WI
While fly fishing I’ve caught 5 bats and a duck. The bats were light enough they plopped down next to me. On all five I carefully scooped them up and walked to shore releasing them to dry off and fly away.

Bats are crazy valuable as airborne pest control services.
I absolutely love seeing bats during a hot mosquito filled night.