Why I Wear A Belt…

[Steddy]

Woman allegedly shoves cheesy nachos down wife's pants during assault

Allyson Swan, 39, has been accused of shoving cheesy nachos down her wife's pants and assaulting her during a late-night argument.

wlos.com

Keep your pants cinched up always, FAFO if you wear sweatpants.

 

[anotherbob]

If she didn't have a wife her pants would have been fine. A lesson for everyone. No need for a belt if unmarried.

 

[Servant King]

I agree with Bob. But I also sense collusion between the nacho industry and the belt industry. The breath method has made a conspiracy theorist out of me in short order...

 

[BingBong]

Never heard of shoving those down her pants, pulling them out yes...

 

[The Benedictine]

Thought this was a sex thing. No longer interested.

 

[Hillcrest]

Retracted upon reflection.

 

[anotherbob]

I agree with Bob. But I also sense collusion between the nacho industry and the belt industry. The breath method has made a conspiracy theorist out of me in short order...

Actually they're still running MkUltra just on you so that's probably got more to do with it then anything else.

 

[anotherbob]

Thought this was a sex thing. No longer interested.

if you think that then it is. Funny how that works.

 

[The Benedictine]

if you think that then it is. Funny how that works.

Tuna nachos

 

[Sig]

I agree with Bob. But I also sense collusion between the nacho industry and the belt industry. The breath method has made a conspiracy theorist out of me in short order...

Yes, big nacho makes big pharma look innocent.
Big belt on the other hand..... is just for fat guys.

 

[anotherbob]

Tuna nachos

thanks now it's official I am looking for a Monk club (not sure what the place they live is called) because I am officially done with "Tuna", thanks a lot.

 

[anotherbob]

Yes, big nacho makes big pharma look innocent.
Big belt on the other hand..... is just for fat guys.

you don't know fat guys. Fat guys wear suspenders. And no one suspects the suspender people of engineering a fatdemic. Cui Bono indeed.
Before you get too depressed don't look up what the bow tie people have been up to.

 

[The Benedictine]

thanks now it's official I am looking for a Monk club (not sure what the place they live is called) because I am officially done with "Tuna", thanks a lot.

The word you're looking for is 'monastery'. Delicious tuna nachos will not be served there but you may get hotdog nachos.

 

[Hillcrest]

 

[Hillcrest]

 

[Servant King]

Never trust anyone who spells their name with a Y instead of an I. That's a whole other level of social depravity, even beyond nacho-based battery.

 

[mingc]

you don't know fat guys. Fat guys wear suspenders.

We wear belts too. The suspenders keep the pants up. The belt cinches the belly in.

 

[Bbailey324]

Florida woman strikes again.

 

[Skyfall]

 

[Sobrbiker]

Tuna nachos

Wrong cheese