I'm not sure if a pipe has a soul, but I've had a couple that have had a ghost.
That’s a dollar you would lose, counselor. Prime age for briar is between 35 and 65 years with Algerian stretching out, maybe, into the 100 mark, tops.Oh that’s the line we were taught!
But on this very thread is a man who owns all the rights to Kaywoodie.
In the year 1937 AD the Library of Congress recorded every magazine Kaywoodie paid to advertise in.
Either Kaywoodie paid people to lie, with sales of 11 million pipes a year at stake and thousands of workers any one of which might have a secret grudge and expose them as frauds, and the photographers who recorded photos of giant 400 plus year old Grecian burl roots and new X Ray machines staged the photos, or it was essentially true.
I’ll bet a dollar Kaywoodie was righteous!
One thing we do know is Kaywoodie was in for the duration of the war.
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Imagine paying to advertise
WAR BONDS COME FIRST
And in the darkest days of a war raging across two wide oceans with 95% tax rates and no pipes sold that were not righteous.
We know how that war ended, but Kaywoodie is alive yet.
Telescopics Now…Yes. Unless of course you are an animist. My time spent with the Hmong people of Laos and attending their magical ceremonies suggest you might have more in common with their world view. Interesting. I haven’t thought about that time in years.
I wish I had kept some of the magical bracelets and amulets. It was a weird mix of folk religion and buddhism. The communist government and police were not very kind to them and treated them like they were idiots.Telescopics Now…

These first two sentences could (at a stretch) read in a manner that allows for the tsukumogami of a pipe.Everything that is alive must be possessed of a vital essence of some sort. When the physical vehicle of that vital essence can no longer support it, physical death occurs and the vital essence, if not individualised by a consciousness of self, will return whence it came.
Treading carefully, here... some Christian culture seems unaware that in the original Biblical languages of Hebrew and Greek, there are two words for what has become, in English, the interchangeable synonyms 'soul' and 'spirit': and these are used distinctively according to context.However I think there can be some accidental confusions in Christian culture about the nature of soul, due to the same word being used to express different ideas
If this is true then they're doing it wrong. Noon during the day of the new moon would be even more effective. Probably seen as less poetic though.Dowsers and water-diviners will cut their forks or rods from a tree under the full moon, because the energetic, electromagnetic life of a being - vegetable or animal - is anchored in the salts of its body fluids: blood for animals, sap for trees, and only when the tidal pull of the moon is at full is the 'soul' of the tree unable to retreat to its root when the stem is cut. Thus the diviner uses a rod that is, at least for a time, animate.
Why would I lie to you? Have you tried both methods, and made an empirical comparison?If this is true then they're doing it wrong. Noon during the day of the new moon would be even more effective. Probably seen as less poetic though.![]()
No but I know how tidal forces work, and they're much more significant under the conditions I mentioned. Just reference your local tide tables, you'll see what I mean.Why would I lie to you? Have you tried both methods, and made an empirical comparison?

In this case, the stock is that old.I'm a little confused. Are you saying that the stock is over 60 years old, or that the burls had been in the ground for 60 years before harvesting?
In this case, the stock is that old.
Well if I am being honest, it seems like a lot of folks are willing to sell off their souls for depressingly small gains like power and authority. One way to look at the soul is it's a key thing that makes us human, it's the part of our humanity that tells us things like don't curbstomp that guy just for having a shitty opinion. That the babies are precious and should be treated that way. Yeah some people really find that voice that should be inborne in us all to be a real hindrance to their personal agendas.These days I’m not sure and certain that people have souls, much less pipes.
Dogs, on the other hand…
So what you are now saying is that dowsers like me are not actually doing it wrong, but that there is a way of doing it better. I'll accept that, and thank you for the tip, which I will remember when I cut my next fork and see if it makes a significant difference.No but I know how tidal forces work, and they're much more significant under the conditions I mentioned. Just reference your local tide tables, you'll see what I mean.
Noon under the new moon, when the sun and moon's gravitational pulls are aligned straight overhead, vs during a full moon when they're at odds.![]()
And the most betterest way is to cut them from kaywoodie pipes made from 400 year old briar and ghosted with cult blood red moonSo what you are now saying is that dowsers like me are not actually doing it wrong, but that there is a way of doing it better. I'll accept that, and thank you for the tip, which I will remember when I cut my next fork and see if it makes a significant difference.
Those forks would have to be tiny, though. I don't think you're taking this at all seriously.And the most betterest way is to cut them from kaywoodie pipes made from 400 year old briar and ghosted with cult blood red moon
So what you are now saying is that dowsers like me are not actually doing it wrong, but that there is a way of doing it better. I'll accept that, and thank you for the tip, which I will remember when I cut my next fork and see if it makes a significant difference.
Tiny yes, but small enough to pass through the eye of a needleThose forks would have to be tiny, though. I don't think you're taking this at all seriously.
