No dice, it ended up being a delightful delivery of two tins of The Beast and one of St James Flake from @Puffaluffaguss. Awesome to open, but I’m still in the dark about the PM Christmas Bonus!
🎄🌟 The Unofficial Official PM Secret Santa 2024 Thread 🌟 🎄
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I have a wide selection of @woodsroad prototype blends that somehow never made it into the SToP line with such memorable blends as Dobies Highland Flatulence Slices, Dobies Sporren Mixture, War Horse Moyles Supreme Tip Mixture along with our answer to Presbyterian Mixture called Puritan Fun Festival Mixture. I am sure my lucky match will enjoy these unusual blends!
Don’t forget The Nostalgia Series, blends topped with flavors and aromas from our childhood, like “DDT Kake”, “Tailpipe Cube Cut”, “Vicks Vapo-Virginia” and “Septic Tank Plug”
"Leaded Gas Christmas Blend" was my personal favorite.
They could have all been great! Just bad marketing calling them all Warhorse!
@woodsroad Wasn't 'Septic Tank Plug' the one with the slightly nutty flavor and dark brown color finish that left a fair amount of moisture in the pipe? I believe Jim Inks described it as an early morning after breakfast smoke!
I'm here to throw my hat into the madness. I don't have any memes though just madness.
Guys,
What tobacco do you suspect that Santa Claus / Father Christmas smokes?
You may answer either specifically or generally in terms of genre.
Please support your answer / give reasons for your suspicion.
What tobacco do you suspect that Santa Claus / Father Christmas smokes?
You may answer either specifically or generally in terms of genre.
Please support your answer / give reasons for your suspicion.
Always room for one more! (Except if its November 24th, then there isn't)
Santa smokes the scorched remains of crumpled cigarette butts that he finds in mom’s and dad’s ashtrays on Christmas eve. I base this on several observations:
A. Nobody ever reported the aroma of pipe tobacco on Christmas morning in a house with no pipe smokers.
2. I’ve never seen a photo of kids opening presents near an ashtray full of butts.
C. Santa is a cheap-assed SOB. Otherwise, he would have farmed out distribution to Amazon years ago.
A. Nobody ever reported the aroma of pipe tobacco on Christmas morning in a house with no pipe smokers.
2. I’ve never seen a photo of kids opening presents near an ashtray full of butts.
C. Santa is a cheap-assed SOB. Otherwise, he would have farmed out distribution to Amazon years ago.
@woodsroad : +100! Did you hear about the Jewish Santa Claus? Do want to buy some toys! 
Even better is if I was Santa Claus. Hey kid pull my finger!
The Four Stages of Life
1. You believe in Santa Claus
2. You don't believe in Santa Claus
3. You are Santa Claus
4. You look like Santa Claus
1. You believe in Santa Claus
2. You don't believe in Santa Claus
3. You are Santa Claus
4. You look like Santa Claus
@TheIronMonkey always comes through with the great photoshops
Where can I score some DDT Kake? I feel like it would pair well with my Asbestos Aromatics.
The logic follows, and is properly proof. Now we just need to scour the interwebs for 5 minutes to see if we don't see photos of kids opening presents near an ashtray full of butts. If we don't, then the argument is not only valid but sound, and the truth will have been established.
You've obviously never spent a Christmas morning in a Southeast Texas/ Southwest Louisiana trailer park.
#truestory
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