I'm A What???

[tklee]

Wait a minute..... I'm a lifer???

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lifer
noun
noun: lifer; plural noun: lifers

1. 1.
   INFORMAL
   a person serving a life sentence.

Being one and a half year in pipe smoking and in this forum, I'm not so LIFER in pipe smoking, but become a LIFER here

 

[The Amish Tyrant]

Welcome to the club.

It's like prison, except the sex isn't as good.

 

[Servant King]

except the sex isn't as good.

Don't tell that to the night crew, they'll get super offended. They've spent YEARS addressing the lackluster quality and they've really come through over the course of these last couple days or so.

This is what I have heard from others.

 

[ashdigger]

Welcome to the club.

It's like prison, except the sex isn't as good.

You have the wrong bunky.

 

[tklee]

You have the wrong bunky.

Which bunky has good sex?

 

[anotherbob]

Don't tell that to the night crew, they'll get super offended. They've spent YEARS addressing the lackluster quality and they've really come through over the course of these last couple days or so.

This is what I have heard from others.

you only heard because you're such a puritan and also turn the lights off.

 

[mso489]

It kind of takes you by surprise. I remember when I found out I was a lifer, or I think I do. Congratulations.

 

[kcghost]

What amazes me is the number of guys we have that are older than me.

 

[ashdigger]

Which bunky has good sex?

The Lifer.

 

[Streeper541]

Welcome to the club.

It's like prison, except the sex isn't as good.

All I know about prison sex is that the sex you want, you ain't getting... and the sex you're getting, you probably don't want.

Here's to the lifers.

 

[AcesAndEights]

Man. I’m working super hard to become a lifer. But after the last couple “I’m a lifer” threads, starting to think maybe I don’t wanna.

 

[anotherbob]

you only heard because you're such a puritan and also turn the lights off.

meant always not also. Dang nabbit. It's hard typing when Servantking makes you turn off the screen so he doesn't have to see his "Shame".

 

[anotherbob]

Man. I’m working super hard to become a lifer. But after the last couple “I’m a lifer” threads, starting to think maybe I don’t wanna.

find someone you really hate murder them and then just cop a plea to avoid the death penality. Not the best plan but it might work.

 

[Streeper541]

Man. I’m working super hard to become a lifer. But after the last couple “I’m a lifer” threads, starting to think maybe I don’t wanna.

It's definitely not as big a deal as it's cracked up to be. You don't even get a raise.

 

[AcesAndEights]

It's definitely not as big a deal as it's cracked up to be. You don't even get a raise.

Raises are fleeting. Honor and glory are forever. That’s what I’m in it for.

 

[Servant King]

Servantking makes you turn off the screen so he doesn't have to see his "Shame".

This just defeats the purpose of those infrared goggles I bought you, no?

 

[anotherbob]

This just defeats the purpose of those infrared goggles I bought you, no?

dude that green color just doesn't suit you. Too Goblinish.

 

[TheIronMonkey]

you only heard because you're such a puritan and also turn the lights off.

@Servant King told me if you use your other hand, it’s like you’re having a threesome.

 

[brian64]

It's interesting how quickly a thread on forum "Lifer" status became a discussion on masterbation.

 

[Servant King]

dude that green color just doesn't suit you. Too Goblinish.

Nothing else available. It's a supply chain thing.

@Servant King told me if you use your other hand, it’s like you’re having a threesome.

See answer above.

It's interesting how quickly a thread on forum "Lifer" status became a discussion on masterbation.

Depends what you mean by "interesting."