Would You Date An Alien?

[Alejo R.]

If you were living on Deep Space 9 for example would you be open to dating a Klingon, Bajoran etc. or would your romantic relationships remain strictly human as I assume they are here on earth?

We definitely don't smoke the same.

 

[georged]

You know Ella was an alien, right?

(since this is 2022 I must be specific... Ella is the upright bipedal hominid potential birthing entity on the right whose preferred pronouns are "she" and "her")

 

[Chaukisch]

ET? I ain't no bigot but I don't think so.

Well... that finger can do a lot more than just glow

Burn?

 

[georged]

To clarify my earlier post, since it wasn't a box office hit:

 

[Servant King]

I'm leaning towards chastity for this scenario. Last thing I need is some Ferengi asswipe making off with my pipes and cellared blends (which are surely WAY more valuable items to possess in interstellar space than on Earth) while I'm off getting my knob polished in some cliche holodeck simulation.

 

[renfield]

It’s all fun and games until you bring home a raging case of Klingon crotch crickets.

 

[bullet08]

One wife is good enough for me. No thanks. Human or otherwise.

 

[sablebrush52]

Wait a minute...There's more to alien encounters than anal probes?

Well...not for you...

 

[TheIronMonkey]

Nibbles on Tribbles and Gorn Porn now available from your streaming service.

 

[unadoptedlamp]

Well...not for you...

I always thought the deal was that whatever you do off-planet stays off-planet.

Son of a bitch.

 

[cigrmaster]

It they are warm, have a warm hole to put it in , I could be persuaded. . Green would be nice as well.

 

[unadoptedlamp]

I could be persuaded

The three boobs thing would even persuade ChasingEmbers. You wouldn't stand a chance... resistance is futile.

 

[Hillcrest]

Yes. The one from Total Recall. Is that too specific?

 

[ashdigger]

That’s a no from me dog.

 

[yohanan]

Here is what some of you what you wanted, here is what some of you get. Have fun!!!

 

[sablebrush52]

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I hate to burst your bubble, but having worked on Total Recall, I have to tell you they weren't real. But one can always dream,

 

[ThermionicScott]

Depends on how many Pan-Galactic Gargle Blasters I've had...

 

[Streeper541]

Two words... T'Pol

 

[alaskanpiper]

Sometimes I feel like I already married one. Or wait. Maybe I’M the alien! Oh no. Why are we here? What does it all mean? Where does space end? How exactly does a posi-trac rear-end on a Plymouth work?

 

[coming to_falling too]

I always thought Kira was cute on DS9