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Kevin Godbee
- Apr 30, 2013
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We are pleased to announce the April 2013 Winners for the PipesMagazine.com Cartoon Caption Contest Sponsored by SmokingPipes.com & Brigham Pipes.
1st Place – Pat Russell, Ajax Ontario
2nd Place – Lori Hawkins, Pinellas Park FL
3rd Place – Seth Viliborghi, Roanoke VA
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Pipe up! hahahaha. Great stuff. Congrats ye crafty wisps.
All three… Applause!
Those are hilarious.
Great job guys, and congratulations!
You know… I thought I had a good one this time, but those were definitely better!
Congratulations to all the winners! Some very good captions this time around: I found them all funny.
The captions were great. And so is the cartoon. Though I like my nurses in garters and heavy chested. Maybe a whip?