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mawnansmiff

mawnansmiff

Lifer
Oct 14, 2015
7,426
7,369
Sunny Cornwall, UK.
This chap obviously forgot to take his meds the day he wrote this...
Full Virginia Flake, what's there to be said that already hasn't? Hmm...Well here's one for you. STOP HORDING THIS SHIT YOU DUMB A- HOLES!. Don't you realize that most of you will be dead by the time you actually smoke one third of your tobacco? And then what huh? Your spoiled kids aren't going to be fighting over ownership of your old stinky tobacco when you're dead, no, they'll go for the house. Maybe the car, what kind of car do you drive? If it's a nice car that still has a lot of value, hmm, ok so the kids would fight over the house and the car after they stick you in the ground. Then what, your one kid that none of his siblings like (probably has some kind of mental dysfunction) will be stuck with it. And God knows what he's going to do with it after you're rotting. Maybe toss in some grass and smoke one for Papa. How degrading!!!!! This is an excellent tobacco that you'd rather spend money on and throw away than give someone else a chance to enjoy it. You're tobacco will outlive you. If I knew who you were, I'd form a FVF rescue and break into your house and steal your shit. Let it be enjoyed.
Regards,
Jay.

 
paddypiper

paddypiper

Starting to Get Obsessed
Mar 20, 2017
158
0
Ontario, Canada
How does that end up even remotely being a review? It starts out as if he has some sort of insite into the tobacco and then immediately goes off on a (somewhat familiar sounding) tangent about how everyone else is buying and hoarding the tobacco he wants.

 
jpmcwjr

jpmcwjr

Moderator
Staff member
May 12, 2015
24,744
27,344
Carmel Valley, CA
It came from tobaccorantreviews:



FunkyD in the Morning Reviewed By Date Rating Strength Flavoring Taste Room Note

FunkyD in the Morning (7) 2011-12-12

★★★★

Medium Extremely Mild Extra Full Pleasant to Tolerable
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nukesimi

nukesimi

Starting to Get Obsessed
Dec 25, 2016
136
49
My parents came to my place over the weekend and happened upon my closet, where I keep my tobacco tins. They shook their heads in disbelief. I tend to agree with him, I probably will never get around to smoking all of my tobacco.

 
saltedplug

saltedplug

Lifer
Aug 20, 2013
5,194
5,101
It's not a review but a delightfully over-the-top rant about hoarding. I especially liked the emphasis on the children's greed for their cut of the estate to the sole exclusion of the tobacco.

 
J. Mayo

J. Mayo

Starting to Get Obsessed
Jul 18, 2012
234
3
Texas
I reckon he's putting the wrong stuff in his pipe.
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He may need something a little stronger, maybe of the "wacky tobacky" variety to cool him down a little. I have to admit it's a mildly entertaining review though. :lol:

 
uncleblackie

uncleblackie

Starting to Get Obsessed
Dec 20, 2014
280
10
Hopefully his "review" got at least one wayward soul to take a look in the mirror and check his priorities.
Seriously, ever wonder how much perfectly good (at one time at least) tobacco will end up in a landfill? At least it leaves the possibility that some pipe-smoking apocalypse survivor will get a pleasant surprise one day. Reminds me of that Twilight Zone episode, with bags of Penzance instead of books. Hopefully he doesn't drop his pipe.

 
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