I'm REALLY slow at work these days, so I pretty much have had last week off, this week off, and maybe even the next week off. Sounds good, until you realize that no work = no money. Fortunately, my trophy wife has a decent job and can support us until work picks up again or I find a new job. Meanwhile, no new pipes for me. When I find a new job, maybe I'll buy a celebratory pipe, but then again, maybe I'll get a celebratory bottle of scotch...