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Where'd Dat Cosmic Thang Go?

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  • Started 2 years ago by toobfreak
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  1. toobfreak

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    Anyone else notice that Michael has been conspicuously absent for quite a number of days? Hope he is alright and nothing bad has happened down his way

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    Master Po: No! It is being able to hear!
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  2. jackswilling

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    I believe he has posted within the last 72 hours.
    I'm sure he will tear-up when he see this and sees how much he is missed
    HaHa

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    Two days absent is just unacceptable. As though we needed yet another mod who believe his time belongs to him. Get your priorities straights Cos, else we get them straight for ya.

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    Posted 2 years ago #
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    Make that one day. So we are Jonesing for the Mod???
    I think he turned to stone
    He will shut this down

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    Jay, you work in minerals or that's a hobby, right? Do you cut stones, because after a day of cutting slabs and rough for me, if I don't wear a resporator, I coungh up some serious concrete.

    Michael
    POSTED 1 DAY AGO

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    One day absent is just unacceptable. As though we needed yet another mod who believe his time belongs to him. Get your priorities straights Cos, else we get them straight for ya.

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    IBTL

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    Can't believe he would leave this group un-monitored for long, he is watching, waiting....

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    Time for some politics or racial insensitivity.

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    I mean... we are his real family, right? He can't have obligations which come before us.

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  10. mayfair70

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    Time for some politics or racial insensitivity.

    The Whig Party will make a comeback and you Jacksonians will pay!! I hate white people. Damn crackers!

    I think that's a lukewarm start of it...

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    No, I think it is more like 5 or more days since I've seen him in a thread. Very odd. Or I've just been missing him.

    Maybe he is just avoiding me.

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    I hate white people. Damn crackers!

    You're gonna have to do better than that mayfair. Don't you know that's perfectly PC and acceptable these days?

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    "No, I think it is more like 5 or more days since I've seen him in a thread"

    I just put up a post from yesterdy with him saying he snorts concrete.
    One day may seem like five when the forum comes unglued due to a lack of moderation by cosmic.
    BTW, VaPers are way over rated.

    Posted 2 years ago #
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    There was a contest to see which Mod could shut down the most threads in the shortest period of time...Mike won easily and is gone for a week of drinking Mai Tais on a nude beach in Hawaii....don't worry- he'll be baaaack!

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    We should all be so lucky as to go drinking with Michael. Last guy who tried is still in intensive care...

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    I think I'd rather go drinking with him clothed.

    But I may just be an old prude.

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    Haha!

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    Michael who?

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    Mike won easily and is gone for a week of drinking Mai Tais on a nude beach in Hawaii

    I hope his pipe won't get too much attention.

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    Posted 2 years ago #
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    I happen to know for a fact he's out planting corn. Maybe you guys will be as close as me and cosmic...

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    I FOUND HIM! he's stuck in @deathmetal's Cannibalism And Sodomy thread, just staring at it in a total loss

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    He is probably sat in a comfy chair with his feet up somewhere and enjoying bowl after bowl of Brown Sugar Flake, getting lost in the moment and totally oblivious to all around him.

    Now, who can blame him for that eh?

    Regards,

    Jay.

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    Posted 2 years ago #
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    Who is this cosmic you speak of?

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    What is it with this huge political divide that is separating Americans? Those who hate trump are only equaled in stupidity by those who love trump. All I know for sure is that you're all a bunch of stupid racists.

    Cosmic!!!??? Come here boy! Cosmic!!!??

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    I have a theory. N8 = Cosmic Alter ego's.

    "These are ghosts that are more at home in a girdle-filled drawer than one of my pipes." Quote by Neil Archer Roan on lakeland ghosts
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    Glad to know you guys recognize when the law has stepped away, ha ha. Yep, it's that time of year when I have to put on my part-time farmer boots, pack up a few pouches of Carter Hall, and try to get this damned tractor to crank. Corn just don't plant itself, but some boys down at Monsanto are trying to fix that for me, ha ha. I'll be back as soon as the Mrs. Cosmic realizes I'm done and just doodling around in the barn. Then its back to wearing clothes and benchwork, and patroling my beat on the super hiway of bad hombre pipe smokers.

    Michael
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    Cosmic that's the greatest post I've seen in years!

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    Healthy enough to plant! Good to read!

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    Behind every productive man, there's a wife with a rolling pin. Glad to see you're among us still, Cosmic.

    Posted 2 years ago #
  30. pagan

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    IT IS ALIVE!!!!

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    Y'all are a hoot! Great thread!

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    Saw some helicopters, about 20 police cars and an armored personal carrier go screaming past with sirens on... so we may not know where Cosmic is, but we know in what direction he is heading!

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    Cosmic is a man for all trades, all reasons and all seasons. He is universal.

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    When those cotton bowles get rotten,
    You can't pick very much cotton.

    Ooops! Wrong season.

    Glad things are fine, M.

    I know that you believe you understood what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.
    Posted 2 years ago #

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