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The Pipe Condom

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  • Started 2 years ago by toobfreak
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  1. toobfreak

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    Sure to be a rather odd entry into the annals of pipe smoking, I thought I would offer up this topic on how I keep one of my pipes clean. But it works! I love Meers and I love calabashes, but while most are quite darkened on the inside bottom black with buildup of tars, one pipe in particular I wanted to try to keep clean inside and as like new as possible. Enter the Condom.

    After quite a bit of smoking, here is the inside of the pipe. It has only been smoked a couple of times without the condom:

    What I do is cut a piece of foil to fit in the bottom where the smoke from the bowl hits. I've found that most of the tar buildup happens right below the bowl and along the bottom of the curve. Very little builds up on the sides or above. Here is a picture of the insert in place:

    Once smoked, very little is accumulated on the foil like it would the unprotected gourd. The smoke seems to just slide on by into the mouthpiece-- after smoking, there is only a drop or two of moisture condensate on the foil, and once removed, the pipe looks and smells very fresh. In fact, it could be smoked again immediately and if left to air for a few days, has very little musty smell from the smoke at all.

    Not only does this not alter or degrade the taste of the tobacco, I find that it actually seems to transport more flavor to the mouth! And after a fashion, it takes all but a few seconds to make the insert and fit it in place-- I use my finger to fit it in the bottom and with a curved brush I made, I get it to cleanly fit along the side wall nice and tight even beyond where the eye can see. It works!

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    That's an idea right there, nice ingenuity. I stuff little bits of cotton balls into the well for Wellington's and after a few smokes toss the soggy cotton ball, keeps them much cleaner.

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    Nowhere in the world will such a brotherly feeling of confidence be experienced as amongst those who sit together smoking their pipes
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    Would this have any effect on the coloring of a new meer?

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    I am sure it would retard the coloring of the meer

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    It won't have any effect here of course. I haven't thought about it for any other kind of pipe. For a regular meer, I think I would just smoke it regular--- this is just to keep the stinkies from building up down in the gourd of a calabash. Better to keep it clean than trying to soak the crap out of it trying to dissolve tars away!

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    If nothing else, the aliens won't take your pipe.

    Interesting concept, though.

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    That's really more of a pipe diaphragm

    Posted 2 years ago #
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    Toobfreak, that is an interesting concept. I have 5 gourds and though they are not in my current rotation they are very enjoyable. One in particular was quite dirty in this area from a previous smoker (they were all estates) who enjoyed florals. I do not enjoy florals and it was a real job getting them out of the area under discussion. It had actually looked like brown leather.
    Thanks for the post.

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    I have other gourds who like yours were estates and already very dirty there, so I don't mess with the foil, but I do occasionally give them a little everclear soak in the bottom and a light brushing and have not suffered any harm to the gourd. They are all fine smokes though.

    Posted 2 years ago #

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