Star Trek Blends

anthonyrosenthal74

Lifer

Jan 8, 2013

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So while boldly going where no one has gone before, and after a hearty meal of Gagh and a tall glass of Klingon Bloodwine, while finally relaxing in your quarters aboard a starship or DS9 (or where ever) what blend most often fills your pipe?
Currently I'm packing a bowl of...
Ferengi Tobacco Company/ Tribble Trouble Twist
And go!

 

cosmicfolklore

Lifer

Aug 9, 2013

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• Nov 14, 2016

• #2

Vulcan VaPers, I'm pretty sure there's some orientals in there.

Green Bitch, Kirk's favorite, obviously an aromatic.

Blue Shirt Twist, it's what you give the newbie pipe smokers to watch them drop first on pipe club nights.

 

anthonyrosenthal74

Lifer

Jan 8, 2013

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Black Intrepid Class Starship (wait...what?) Klingon Latakia and Talaxian orientals are added to a Vulcan Navy Cavendish, pressed and sliced. A Romulan Navy blend, not for the faint of heart.....
...smoking this blend will make you put photos of starships in your signature. :mrgreen:

 

mayfair70

Lifer

Sep 14, 2015

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Vulcan Sobranie

Kirk's Chocolate Flake

Lane Limited - Q

 

anthonyrosenthal74

Lifer

Jan 8, 2013

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Vulcan Sobranie

Kirk's Chocolate Flake

Lane Limited - Q

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:rofl: Nice haha

 

cossackjack

Lifer

Oct 31, 2014

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Evergreen, Colorado

• Nov 15, 2016

• #6

Over-acting Oriental - Capt Kirk's favorite, a Drama forward flaky blend, that upstages the supporting tobaccos, & doesn't sing well (in any pipe).

 

S

styler

Starting to Get Obsessed

Oct 31, 2014

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• Nov 15, 2016

• #7

McCoy's Interplexing Beacon Extra.
Bones sure can blend a VaPer.
I'm also a big fan of 'And make it so to bed'

 

scrooge

Lifer

Apr 24, 2015

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WOW! You guys really need to get out more. :rofl:

 

ericusrex

Lifer

Feb 27, 2015

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Beam me up, Scottish

 

mayfair70

Lifer

Sep 14, 2015

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You guys really need to get out more

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Look who's talking. I'm out plenty, you pasty man. :rofl:
Full Cardassian Flake

Klingon Ready Rubbed

Wesley Gold Brick

 

cosmicfolklore

Lifer

Aug 9, 2013

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Vulcan Sobranie wins the internets!!
Spockstrong, a deceptively strong blend.

 

cosmicfolklore

Lifer

Aug 9, 2013

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Android Holmes... an obvious Sherlock blend that lacks any dimension.

 

jackswilling

Lifer

Feb 15, 2015

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This is a great thread. Thank you.

 

pappymac

Lifer

Feb 26, 2015

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• Nov 15, 2016

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But here's the problem. Data was smoking his pipe on the holodeck, so it was real. I'm pretty sure that smoking anything aboard a starship would be against regulations but I could be wrong as I think Quinan (spelling may be wrong) the Whoopie Goldberg character was shown smoking a pipe in the lounge once or twice.
On top of that there was at least one episode where Riker had smuggled some real beef aboard and was planning to make a hamburger. He was reminded that eating meat was against regulations.

 

cosmicfolklore

Lifer

Aug 9, 2013

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Martia's Blend, a conspiratorial VaPer blend with added cigar leaf for... mouth feel. Too much?
Tachyon Burst, a very concentrated Lakeland, warning, it will ghost a briar.

 

Chasing Embers

Captain of the Black Frigate

Nov 12, 2014

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Mixture 7 of 9.

 

cosmicfolklore

Lifer

Aug 9, 2013

35,304

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Kling Largo, another cigar blend, with latakia, pressed and sliced to bring out the brak'lul for your inner warrior.

 

lifesizehobbit

Part of the Furniture Now

Oct 23, 2015

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Fesarius Flake - Shows up big but as it burns, finishes with a mild, happy note of Tranya.

McClelland 5100 Red Shirt - starts out with good intentions but dies out quickly with a disappointing finish.

Menagerie a' Trois - A collection of VA, Oriental and Latakia strong enough to make you see green women.

Nuclear Wessels - A Russian blend of Orientals, Latakia, Virgina and Cavendish that only a Cossack would smoke.

Gorn's Delight - A scaley dry coarse two-handed punch of a smoke. If you get through a bowl of this, you're the Captain.

Harcourt Fenton's Pipe Mudd - Seems promising at first, but will leave you with a nagging after taste.

Shore Leaf - Don't even think about it, just smoke it.

 

Chasing Embers

Captain of the Black Frigate

Nov 12, 2014

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SG Doomsday Twist. Looks like a giant space turd but has planet shattering nicotine content.

 

cosmicfolklore

Lifer

Aug 9, 2013

35,304

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Khan Flakes, "The plane, the plane, Boss!" These wrathful flakes are no doubt a breakfast blend, with a touch of latakia for a "rich, luxurious Corinthian leather-y" taste and a touch of casing flavors for a Fantasy Island flavor. But, be careful, it can get in your brain.