Santa Claus & Frosty Smoke a Pipe

admin · Dec 28, 2009

Here is my favorite Christmas Card that was sent to me from porshcigar.
The front cover has Santa Claus smoking his pipe.

The inside says; "If he's not smoking a pipe, he's not really Santa Claus, or Frosty the Snowman.
He's just a fat guy in a costume"

Thanks for the great card Craig!
On a related note, there was an absurd and obnoxious piece in the news, "Is Santa Claus a Public Health Menace?"
Two retards actually wasted time publishing a study saying Santa needs a makeover as he sets a bad example. He is overweight, doesn't exercise as the reindeer pull him, and he smokes a pipe.
This is so stupid that you have to ask yourself if this is some parody ... a joke.
It is not.
However, someone did a parody of it which had me laughing pretty good.
Here's the real article:

http://www.efitnessnow.com/news/2009/12/24/is-santa-claus-a-public-health-menace/
Here's the funny parody:

http://www.stltoday.com/blogzone/fit-bits/uncategorized/2009/12/santa-claus-is-bad-for-the-nations-health/

python · Dec 29, 2009

That's an awesome greeting card!
I also saw that article about Santa being a menace. People really piss me off with their stupidity these days.

skymuscle83 · Dec 31, 2009

Well I'm a personal trainer and bodybuilder and I have to personally say that it is flat out stupid that people would like to criticize santa for being over weight and smoking a pipe!! I've noticed a ton of new frosty and santa pics don't have them with there pipes anymore!!! I'm just 26 and when I was little both had pipes and everything. Now some moron wants santa to lose weight and stuff! That pisses me off! I hate how some stupid people feel the need to change things that have been the same way for years and years!! Especially something as stupid as saying that santa needs to lose weight and lose the pipe! ugh!!!

cortezattic · Dec 31, 2009

The poem, A Visit From St. Nicholas (aka. The Night Before Christmas), is by and large responsible for establishing a lot of the Santa tradition. I suppose it will eventually be censored or re-written by the Politically Correct crowd. For now, however, it states unambiguously:

The stump of a pipe he held tight in his teeth,

And the smoke it encircled his head like a wreath;

I rest my case.

admin · Dec 21, 2011

Bumping for the season.

withnail · Dec 21, 2011

Love that card! I guess the pipe is why Santa is always in such a good mood

harrumphicus · Dec 21, 2011

I suppose it will eventually be censored or re-written by the Politically Correct crowd.

I think you mean the Ministry of Truth (Minitrue).

gecko13 · Dec 21, 2011

Great card. Sometimes I don't feel change is always for the best. Look at the world today. I ran with scissors, ate paste, and drank from the hose, I turned out ok........

lordofthepiperings · Dec 21, 2011

Criticizing Santa for being fat is almost as stupid as when they were calling for Seasame Street to change Cookie Monster's name, as his pigging out on cookies was "a bad influence on children".

drsam · Dec 21, 2011

Amen! Marc

nemrod · Dec 21, 2011

should get rid of his sleigh and start riding a bicycle or walking

At that point I was convinced that it was an April fool's joke. It doesn't seem to be, though.

smokenscotch · Dec 21, 2011

Great card, that's what I remember.

kcghost · Dec 22, 2011

How about this one??

kcghost · Dec 22, 2011

matchstickman · Dec 22, 2011

I think you mean the Ministry of Truth (Minitrue).

Sir, my hats off to you for a 1984 reference. That is without a doubt my favorite book of all time. +100! : puffy

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spartan · Dec 22, 2011

You're DAMN RIGHT they smoke a pipe! And the Leprechaun at the end of EVERY RAINBOW! Better Recognize. lol : puffy

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octavius · Dec 22, 2011

i am so sick of people trying to neuter our culture! bowl full of jelly and stump of a pipe is damn right!

porshcigar · Dec 23, 2011

Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good pipe. Craig

soylentgreen · Dec 23, 2011

I think you mean the Ministry of Truth (Minitrue).

Sir, my hats off to you for a 1984 reference. That is without a doubt my favorite book of all time. +100!

Funny, I'm re-reading that now. I noticed that even the Ministry of Plenty allows a 100g tobacco ration. Still, I wouldn't trade places with Winston. That would be doubleplusungood.
Besides... no way Santa and Frosty would be allowed a place in the Big Brother pantheon.

yuri66 · Dec 23, 2011

Now a question for you. I ask whens the last time you saw a TV or heard a radio comercial where they actually say "MERRY CHRISTMAS"? If you think about it, its been a while, the censors and the political correctness is "for" me killing the spirit of Christmas, and take Santa's and Frosty's pipe, now what, he aint taht jolly no more....

my Christmas rant is done.

And oh, by the way....... MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL! Stick that in your pipe and smoke it, (oh cant say that no more either....)

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